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Masterchef thread two

1000 replies

TheDogsMother · 11/04/2024 20:47

Here it is.

OP posts:
fourquenelles · 16/04/2024 21:12

Greggg's wet dream - young blond boss' daughter.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 16/04/2024 21:12

Oh max 😬😆

Sunbird24 · 16/04/2024 21:12

I missed a moment as I was reading your posts! Why is an Asian ‘slaw (it’s bloody coleslaw, why are we shortening everything??) a tribute to Abi’s family?

RomainesToBeSeen · 16/04/2024 21:12

fourquenelles · 16/04/2024 21:12

Greggg's wet dream - young blond boss' daughter.

🤢🤢🤢

Her dish sounds good though.

Think Bananaman is in trouble.

Blueberrycreampie · 16/04/2024 21:12

Did anyone clock how old Max is?

ilovesooty · 16/04/2024 21:12

Banana. is one of only two human foods my kitten is averse to.

Halsall · 16/04/2024 21:12

The Curse of the Banana has struck 🍌

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2024 21:13

Bananas are the Devil's colon.

Piggywaspushed · 16/04/2024 21:13

Tatiana certainly understood there was a brief.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 16/04/2024 21:13

Is that a marmite carrot?

littlbrowndog · 16/04/2024 21:13

Oh gawd carrots in a wrap 🤮

Theeyeballsinthesky · 16/04/2024 21:14

No one wants mango & potato

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2024 21:14

... Did he just say "Mango Gnocchi"???

RomainesToBeSeen · 16/04/2024 21:14

Theeyeballsinthesky · 16/04/2024 21:13

Is that a marmite carrot?

Yup! Marmite carrot with feta and carrot juice. Not sure I'd choose it from a restaurant menu.

EsmaCannonball · 16/04/2024 21:14

ilovesooty · 16/04/2024 21:12

Banana. is one of only two human foods my kitten is averse to.

I now want to chase the cat with a banana to test if this is true of all cats.

(I won't. My cat is vicious and vindictive.)

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/04/2024 21:15

I think marmite carrots sound nice.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 16/04/2024 21:15

RomainesToBeSeen · 16/04/2024 21:14

Yup! Marmite carrot with feta and carrot juice. Not sure I'd choose it from a restaurant menu.

Why does the phrase carrot juice make me shudder 🤢

EsmaCannonball · 16/04/2024 21:15

Beetroot raita looks suspiciously like Strawberry Angel Delight.

Sunbird24 · 16/04/2024 21:15

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2024 21:14

... Did he just say "Mango Gnocchi"???

Think it was mango and gnocchi

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2024 21:16

This round is more exciting when you have no idea what everyone has cooked.

CurlewKate · 16/04/2024 21:16

"Looks like a splat on a plate"

Piggywaspushed · 16/04/2024 21:16

Fennel snow???

GrouchyKiwi · 16/04/2024 21:16

Sunbird24 · 16/04/2024 21:15

Think it was mango and gnocchi

That makes more, and yet less, sense.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/04/2024 21:16

Tintin a bit too try hard.

fourquenelles · 16/04/2024 21:16

What the F is a fennel snow?

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