Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

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@Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride no, not this week!

How are prawns basic?

St Andrews. I have to support him whatever.

If Jonty thinks citrus with prawns is a non-starter wait til he finds out about lemon on fish...

Installing LED screens is a high-pressure job? Is he being shot at while he's doing it? Installing them on the orders of Kim Jong Un?

A smaaalll aubergine just makes me think of goodness gracious me!

Evening.

Grandmother and mother - tick.
Small aubergine she calls brinjal. That’s because that’s the name, you dick.

Imagine if you dropped it!

Me too 😀

Give him a break. He's been brought up on a diet of nothing but Ferrero Rocher.

ok John, never heard of banoffee? He’s getting worse, is it Gregggg’s influence?

The banana filling looks like baby sick

This is quite carrotty.

Blooming does ☹️

Greggggg, I think you need to dial back the stupefaction just a tad.

Nepo baby alert!

Nice shot of Abbies fresh highlights.

Evening all.

Bananas are the devil's colon. Disgusting things.

Pressure Abi?

I know a couple of archaeologists and it has become a real 'you have to be rich to afford to do this job' kind of job.

Maybe he thinks she’s going to produce the ark of the Covenant

“don’t look! Keep your eyes shut!!”

Is this the Baby Contestant Round?

(I have missed a lot due to child shenanigans.)