Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

To be honest it doesn't sound that appetising.

Roquefort is revolting, but I like Tatjana Jones' style.

I see Tat is into the tomato soup!

“Ode to my mum”

loving Tat. That awful mother-hater from the other day could learn a thing or two from Tat about respect.

Tats onion soup looks a bit pale

Yes, should be lovely and deep brown. With lovely cheese-loaded bread on top <salivates>

I was about to say it looks a bit pallid for French onion soup.

Oh no, Tat. You're supposed to stay for ages.

I thought that - it should be more caramelised

Gregg gnawed on the sandwich as if he hadn't been fed for a week.

Not quite sure why the word “restorative” is setting my teeth on edge. See also “nourish”.

Gack

Mashed potato and beef stew is my favourite ever meal. Maybe swap the mash for baked potato, but whatever. That looks grand.

That enoki mushroom looks banging

Don’t diss his mum’s dish you fools

Her beef looks like catfud

I hate porridge so I am terrified by the idea of stiff porridge.

Should’ve given more love to my beef

Hmm

Tom's food is all a bit gastropub and MasterChef 2009.

A lot of Okra tonight.

How did dinta manage to do all that!!!

Yep. Right up my strada. But yes not very 2024.

Dinta's looks so pretty.

Dinta is amazing. How did she cook that much stuff?!

Thank goodness the editor thought of the nation’s mental health and edited out the sight of Greg eating beef stew and engali with his fingers.

it would have sent most of us gibbering into the street to throw ourselves under the nearest bus.

Ooh the puffy puris!