Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

My brother has a sous vide. I don’t like the stuff out of it. Flobby

Someone on one of the Christmas threads I was idly scanning said their youngish DC (early teen I think) was getting a Sue Veed machine for Xmas….

No one over 25 should say “sick” or “wicked” unless it’s ironic.

Floppy gob not backed up by Marcus there.

That's a very thin sauce, Kyle.

Halsall 🤣🤣. Gregg is really surplus to requirement at this stage isn't he.

I love it when Marcus goes full on 'I think Gregg is a complete dick but I'm not going to say Gregg is a complete dick, just let you know.'

We don't care. WE DON'T CARE you talking thumb

What Marcus thinks matters Gregg. What you think doesn't.

That caramelised apple looks amazing. Pity she's ruined it with the blue cheese.

WHY OH WHY does Gregggg keep saying 'I find myself enjoying…..' It sounds so completely ridiculous 🤦‍♀️

This is really annoying me too it's soo pretentious!

Kasae reminds me of someone I know but I can't think who. It is driving me mad.

Tbf, I don’t like blue cheese, unless it’s a sauce on an amazing steak

Oh I do like Kesea.

Salty sea fingers, mmm? No.

It's my sister.

My fave four out of this lot are Kasae, Phillipe, Tom and Lauren.

Some one needs to take her to spec savers for some glasses that don’t exaggerate her rabbit in headlights demeanour.

Eek Lauren. She was one of my favourite s

A plate of beige. Not very appetising.

There’s an awful lot of brown smears on these plates. Not appealing.

Only Kasae has done well so far.

That is beautiful

She reminds me a bit of Clare Smythe the chef.