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Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 23/11/2023 15:45

Aye aye!

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littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:12

USD 780

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:13

Even the Danish require you to be super-careful.

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:13

I also think the contestants hated that omlette

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:13

Edible fucking plastic

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ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 20:13

Edible plastic 🤮

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:13

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:12

USD 780

That's still too much for self-flagellation.

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:13

Stop lying contestants

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Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:14

Edible plastic is self-defeating if it tastes nice and melts in your mouth…

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:14

Well, at least when one of the finalists leaves a bit of plastic in their food in the final challenge (again) they can pretend they meant to choke Gregg to Just Stop Oil or something.

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:14

This food sounds like stomach ache and bits stuck in my teeth.

sharonelizabeth · 07/12/2023 20:14

Omg I don’t usually post but I’ve never seen anything like this 😱

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:14

FEET

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:14

The contestants definitely do not like the food they are eating and are being polite

Blueberrycreampie · 07/12/2023 20:14

This makes me feel so thankful for the traditional pubs cafes and restaurants that manage to produce recognisable food in our country and I include ethnic establishments in this as well.

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:14

That chicken claw would go straight back to the kitchen

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ilovesooty · 07/12/2023 20:15

"looks fantastic" I so wanted them to break out into a chorus of "I'm a Barbie Girl" there.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:15

Plastic? Plastic? I can’t express how far to fuck off.

CurlewKate · 07/12/2023 20:15

780quid isn't that outrageous for Scandinavia!

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:15

Do we think they have a veggie or vegan option? 🤪

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:15

Cold dead feet. Mmm mm where do I sign up.

Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:15

I lived in the far east for a while a long time ago, used to walk past piles of chicken feet outside a shop on my way to work. Never fancied eating one

doodleygirl · 07/12/2023 20:15

I feel a bit queasy

CurlewKate · 07/12/2023 20:15

"Farce"
Is a good word....

sharonelizabeth · 07/12/2023 20:16

“Cold dead feet “ well I’m sold

Sandytoxic · 07/12/2023 20:16

Chicken feet. I have no words. Well, I do actually, but they’re unrepeatable.