Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

Sounds divine! I'll have yours

Philippe's gone complètement fou for this round

I wonder if Gregg has an inner monologue that narrates his life in the voice of Sean Pertwee?

🤣🤣

Toms pudding sounds gorgeous. Pate du fruit is very underrated.

All these peppers sound good. No fancy salts so far

Oh no, Tom!

Every day is a school day

Oh Tom! My god.

Ooooh Tom

I didn't think glass would explode. I guess he did home economics instead of physics.

Hope he gets extra time for the exploding bowl!

Nightmare for Tom. Is it his fault the kit blew up ? Marcus went into full head chef annoyed there.

He did telling him to clean it up 🤦‍♀️

I don't think glass in a vacuum machine thingy was the smartest move.

Exactly. Cold glass, hot metal................................

I can’t remember now but was it this series that the Brazilian (?) woman burnt herself with hot liquid from the blender? Tom was very lucky not to have a much nastier accident there.

Why does Gregg hang his gob open like that? Is it his way of signifying big emotions, like amazement or admiration? Because it makes him look like a fuckwit.

I’ve got some fancy salt that dds in laws brought me back from France. It’s amazing on chicken.
Im on a diet. I want some fucking fooooood.

Glass is a total dick, though. Sometimes it's all "Yeah, I'm well 'ard" and other days it's as fragile as a footballer's ego.

Me too. It’s killing me.

Sir James should nail this round like a Spanish Inquisition member in a dungeon full of Lutherans. This is how they preserved food in his day.

Yes Halsall early on in this competition

Ahhh Grouchy and Crow. This is exactly why I'm not on Masterchef. Thankfully we don't have a sous vide at home 🤣

At least I now know why I am not a chef. I just haven’t been to enough “cool countries”.

phillipes food sounds intriguing, and as usual will be wasted on the rubber lipped one.