Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

That's his job.

I used to watch weird cabarets at a casino in London with fire dancers, a hula hooper who set his nipple tassels on fire so imagine he's part of a similar troop.

'I myself am not Scottish'

You don't say.

But a pig?????

That pink stuff looks like Germolene.

A picture of Gregg in someone's uni accommodation would have made me run several miles and note that person as a big fat danger

The picture of Gregg was on the studenty dartboard, wasn't it?

Anyone that admits to having a poster of Gregg should be sent home immediately. There is no excuse for such behaviour.

The Boy Who Unfortunately Lived

I can vouch for Chariya’s coffee! Her roastery is local to me, hope she can cook as well as she roasts and makes coffee!

Steak and mash

He does look like a pig

That made me arf

Oh dear. Another DRY dish.

Anything with pearl barley = yuk, yuk, yuk.

Am I the only one who feels patronised if I'm served a steak that's already cut up? It's weird.

The noodles look like raw sausage meat.

No to pink noodles, I say.

Is it me or is Gregg trying to sound sexy tonight? It's not working.

Pink noodles is a very Pooki move.

I do not want my steak cut up. It goes cold too quickly and I can't pick out the nice caramelised bits to savour

No to asparagus puree. It looks exactly like baby nappies.

Dammit Josh is staying

I think Harry Potter has only been married a short time, he's still at the stage of saying "my wife" in every other sentence.

Why does Jonty do that weird lispy thing sometimes?

Italian born !!! Drink.

Oh here we go - celery - ack!