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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

OP posts:
GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:15

DRESSED AS A PIG. A pig who breathes fire.

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:15

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:14

The fuck is up with the tomato?

Yeah, stupid idea! The tomato is a receptacle rather than a recipe...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/05/2023 20:15

Oh firebreather! That explains lack of eyebrows.

Blueberrycreampie · 01/05/2023 20:16

He could just breathe fire on that steak🤣

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:16

Medium rare, PigMan.

littlbrowndog · 01/05/2023 20:16

Blueberrycreampie · 01/05/2023 20:16

He could just breathe fire on that steak🤣

While dressed as a pig.

Piggywaspushed · 01/05/2023 20:16

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/05/2023 20:15

Oh firebreather! That explains lack of eyebrows.

Or any hair at all , in fact!

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:16

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:15

DRESSED AS A PIG. A pig who breathes fire.

But not cooking pork. 😂

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:17

What is the pink batter? What is this round? Whyyyyyy.

Blueberrycreampie · 01/05/2023 20:17

@littlbrowndog I find the pig mask creepy!

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:17

Bet if Chris does well all the other contestants will do a pork dish in the semi-finals while he mysteriously goes missing.

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:17

As I can’t hear the sound, someone put me out if my misery. Has there been any explanation of the fire-breathing pig?

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:17

30 chilli? Bloody hell.

Wolfcub · 01/05/2023 20:17

30 chillies good god

jay55 · 01/05/2023 20:18

That chilli, could be an uncomfortable morning after for the judges.

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:18

Pink noodles. No words.

ChaosThierry · 01/05/2023 20:18

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:17

Bet if Chris does well all the other contestants will do a pork dish in the semi-finals while he mysteriously goes missing.

Mmm, the Special Stuff.

Piggywaspushed · 01/05/2023 20:18

25????? Really? Goodness, life can be cruel.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/05/2023 20:18

Think my sister used to work at the circus place. Yes it was wankery personified.
chariya is going for the Ping card.
josh is indeed a knob.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:18

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:17

As I can’t hear the sound, someone put me out if my misery. Has there been any explanation of the fire-breathing pig?

Circus performer innit.

bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:18

Josh had a particularly tough paper round

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:19

I don't think the white sauce is why your flatmates looked at you like you were a wizard.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:19

It's Harry Potter.

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:19

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:17

As I can’t hear the sound, someone put me out if my misery. Has there been any explanation of the fire-breathing pig?

That's his job, but not sure why a pig? Maybe he ate the 30 chili curry...

littlbrowndog · 01/05/2023 20:19

Why is that bride flashing her leg tattoos

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