Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Green and blue are not Jonty’s colours.

Oooh a new floor manager

Evening everyone!

Guy in the middle with glasses is immediately irritating

Bet Gregg has had the younger floor manager locked up somewhere like The Man In the Iron Mask. Can't have some whippersnapper rival bellowing 'Yoove got firty-free minutes!' in people's faces instead of him.

Looks good, hope it tastes good!

Evening, will be watching on catch up. Holding for a better week!

I briefly nodded off and have missed new floor manager.

🤣🤣

Guys please.

Can we just say pie-ella and choreezo? We know it's not proper, but can we?

We'll give you the celery-yack and the parsta.

Choomeric will be along shortly.

It's still not screaming stew to me

@Halsall hope husband is okay and that the hospital isn't too awful! I spent most of today at paed A&E with DD1 and the hanging around is the worst.

The paella looked okay but not those prawns!

The fuck is up with the tomato?

Emma should have applied fake tan to the back of her hands as well

Stuffed tomato 🫣🤣🤣

That tomato has a very 1970's vibe to it.

And who ever thought "what that (not a) stew needs is a raw tomato and salad"

Not going well so far. Ugh.

Are they not going to explain floor manager situation?

A fire breather! Gosh, well that's new.

Didn't Jamie Oliver nearly cause an international incident by putting chorizo in paella?

Dressed as a pig. Omg

Gregg getting introduced to the concept of cold salad with hot food.

Twisted Firebreather