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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

OP posts:
EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:05

Blue and green should never be seen-o
Specially paired with an off-white chino.

littlbrowndog · 01/05/2023 20:06

Evening 🙌🏽

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:06

Evening my doves.

Hopefully we'll have some proper stars this week.

jay55 · 01/05/2023 20:06

Oh Halsall hope you're not there all night.

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:06

Evening! Couldn't find you for a minute. Do hope that Mr @Halsall is ok and you get seen quickly.

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:06

Yes, me too 😥

bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:06

Bloody hell, the floor manager's aged

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:06

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:05

Hello all. I’m watching on a tiny screen with no sound, in A&E with DH (nothing serious but taking ages) so looking forward to your commentary

Hope you are seen soon. Flowers

jay55 · 01/05/2023 20:07

I remember one year someone got sent home for paella as they thought it was too easy despite it being done really well.

ChaosThierry · 01/05/2023 20:07

bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:06

Bloody hell, the floor manager's aged

It's a stressful job, telling amateur cooks they've got no minutes left

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:07

Thanks for the well-wishes, will pass them
on to poorly DH

littlbrowndog · 01/05/2023 20:07

Hope he are seen soon

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:07

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:05

Hello all. I’m watching on a tiny screen with no sound, in A&E with DH (nothing serious but taking ages) so looking forward to your commentary

Find the hospital psychologist and get an explanation for Gregg Wallace.

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:07

That is a serious amount of garlic!

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:08

I love adobo.

AutumnCrow · 01/05/2023 20:08

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:07

Find the hospital psychologist and get an explanation for Gregg Wallace.

Stat

Blueberrycreampie · 01/05/2023 20:08

@EsmaCannonball there isn't one!

Wolfcub · 01/05/2023 20:09

The chicken going in the oven did not look stew like to me

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:09

Grandma - 10 points! 😀

TheDogsMother · 01/05/2023 20:09

Evening Chuffians. Let's hope this lot are a bit better than last week's.

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:09

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:07

Find the hospital psychologist and get an explanation for Gregg Wallace.

Sadly I fear he defies all and any diagnosis

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/05/2023 20:09

Got on wrong Fred. Grandma tick.
I betting baldy bloke is a drag Queen.
and then Paddy McGuinnes!

bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:09

I fear at 48 I look about two years-ish younger than 91 year old Nan Sad

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:11

It’s pretty bloody audacious to play the Nan card in the actual PICTURES even before the first round, no?

ChaosThierry · 01/05/2023 20:11

That floor manager was just standing right in the way. Very poorly managed floor.

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