Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Nonna, drink

Josh is like a young, gingery Richard Stilgoe.

I desperately want to hear Fabio said in a Geordie accent.

Nonna - drink!

🤣

“My venison is still in the sous vide machine”. Logged in late and this was the first thing I heard. Honestly. Then John says “ you captured the beauty and essence of venison”.

wankers corner is that way >>>>>>>>

Papa and nonna.House!
and hello Fabio.

NONNA NONNA NONNA

This is your NONNA ALERT

Anne Shirley wants those sleeves.

He’s wearing a vest 🤣🤣

Argh she put the kidney beans in with the kidney bean snot from the can. Yuck

Is pomme puree wanky mashed potato?

Be like the fast show.

We've had Harry Potter, here comes Moaning Myrtle

Anurita is super cute and doesn't look anything like 30.

There are several types of big girl's blouses on tonight's show.

Not literally, I'd hope

Italy again. There will be a Nonna soon.

Does living in Italy trump Italian Nonna who could multitask?

That is a truly awful hair cut.

Stoooop.

The kidney bean thingies are reminding me of McDonald's olde stylee Spicey Beanburgers of the 1990s.

I can't look at that man bun all season.

Will someone please explain milk ice cream to me? Isn't ice cream made from milky stuff anyway? It always confuses me.