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Masterchef: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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littlbrowndog · 08/05/2023 20:51

And you Jack nice

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:51

Les and Jeff going home

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:52

What the actual fuck is that Jeff?

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:52

Sadly Jack is off.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:52

That's vomit in a bowl

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:52

No thanks, Jeff. Au revoir.

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:52

Jeff doh.

littlbrowndog · 08/05/2023 20:53

Jack les 🙈🙈

Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:53

Quick, everyone take a picture of Jeff before he vanishes.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:53

Nonna is turning in her grave

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AutumnCrow · 08/05/2023 20:53

It's crap, it's raw, you're going home to maw ...

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:53

They have spoiled my fun!

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:53

Glad you're fine Jeff coz you is going home mate

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Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:54

You can't call a 50year old man a boy!!

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:54

Jeff your blue cheese risotto is unforgivable

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EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:54

'I'm going to put my hand up for Fannata.'

A sentence you have to say very carefully.

viques · 08/05/2023 20:55

We have figs with cheese on a cheese board. Yes we do Greg, but we don’t have figs and blue cheese in other places like icecream, or chocolate fondant, or risotto.

John doesn’t like Jeff.

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:55

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:54

'I'm going to put my hand up for Fannata.'

A sentence you have to say very carefully.

🤣🤣

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:55

Jeff's wife must've had an affair.. I can envisage a mumsnet thread about it

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:56

Not Jeff.. I mean Les

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viques · 08/05/2023 20:56

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:54

'I'm going to put my hand up for Fannata.'

A sentence you have to say very carefully.

Snigger

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:56

Richard is a Peaky Blinder !

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:56

Ohhh, if they'd made them cook in only an apron Jeff would have won.

Jourdain11 · 08/05/2023 20:56

viques · 08/05/2023 20:55

We have figs with cheese on a cheese board. Yes we do Greg, but we don’t have figs and blue cheese in other places like icecream, or chocolate fondant, or risotto.

John doesn’t like Jeff.

Potentially in a tart.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:56

Bye Jeff... Sigh

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