Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

That is a generous portion!

I like the idea of sticky toffee pudding, but dates are horrible.

This pingy sound in the music sounds like Super Marios getting coins.

Forest getting one of the first tree aprons

Ridiculous level of wankery going on with presentation tonight.

Cliona (?) does decent portions.

Andrex I thought exactly that. All a bit to dry.

Moist🤮

Well played chaos.

You don't really taste them.

Today I heard someone at work say "I used to hate the word moist, but now I'm really into it"... 🤔

Viktor Schnitzel should be a character is a ridiculous horror spoof.

😊

Agree @Blueberrycreampie, dates are more of a texture thing in STP. They add richness, density and the ‘m’ word but their flavour is lost amongst the other ingredients.

Love it. You're right!

No, she will be seduced and ultimately de(edible)flowered by Sir Undercooked Lamb. The bastard, he has been responsible for more tears than a chopped onion.

😄Yes, it's very Young Frankenstein.

Please leaf the thread.

But will she be saved at the eleventh hour by Sir Hispi Cabbage?

What's the quickest root out of here?

Poor Cleona. I hope she gets through.

The trunk road, I expect.

No, she will be seduced and ultimately de(edible)flowered by Sir Undercooked Lamb. The bastard, he has been responsible for more tears than a chopped onion.

Sir Undercooked Lamb is having an affair with Madame Fondante - claims to be soft and gooey in the middle but frequently disappoints.

Adam is putting his personality into the food [deadpan face]

I'm not normally bothered by John's pronunciation of pasta, but today it sounds extra terrible.