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Masterchef UK: Thread 1

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Pebbledashery · 09/04/2023 11:33

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

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ChicoryDip · 18/04/2023 21:21

littlbrowndog · 18/04/2023 21:20

Thought they said cheese minger

Harsh!

AndrexPuppy · 18/04/2023 21:21

Lovely bit of wanly plating there. 10/10

AndrexPuppy · 18/04/2023 21:21

Wanky

AutumnCrow · 18/04/2023 21:21

Why can't Gregg speak?

SwapTheYforaD · 18/04/2023 21:21

I missed some last week.

Who's this backstage guy telling them to get a wiggle on??

Wolfcub · 18/04/2023 21:22

Gregg's Gettin' Piggy With It needs to be the next thread title

TheDogsMother · 18/04/2023 21:22

That's a pretty dish and I'm not sure how he got it done in time.

Halsall · 18/04/2023 21:22

AutumnCrow · 18/04/2023 21:21

Why can't Gregg speak?

A profound and important question, Autumn

ChaosThierry · 18/04/2023 21:22

AutumnCrow · 18/04/2023 21:21

Why can't Gregg speak?

I wish he'd stop trying

AndrexPuppy · 18/04/2023 21:22

Apron for Anulad (is that his name?)

ChicoryDip · 18/04/2023 21:22

SwapTheYforaD · 18/04/2023 21:21

I missed some last week.

Who's this backstage guy telling them to get a wiggle on??

He's the new, lovely floor manager.

Join the queue!

viques · 18/04/2023 21:22

“I want to get piggy with your sauce”

Worst ever chat up line. Even Brad Pitt wouldn’t get far with it, so Gregg doesn’t stand a chance.

AndrexPuppy · 18/04/2023 21:23

This one isn’t a looker.

EsmaCannonball · 18/04/2023 21:23

Piggywaspushed · 18/04/2023 21:19

I have decided Floor Manager Guy looks a bit like Sid Owen's hidden handsome brother.

I like the idea that Sid Owen has a handsome, more talented brother whom he keeps locked away like The Man In the Iron Mask. It's probably true. In one of those Eastenders-like railway arches to make it more poetic.

Blueberrycreampie · 18/04/2023 21:23

Think Viktor may be a one dish wonder!

GrandTheftWalrus · 18/04/2023 21:24

Pork thingy looked nice.

Halsall · 18/04/2023 21:24

Mum of 4 ✔️ DRINK

Skankhunt84 · 18/04/2023 21:25

Lemon gel FFS.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/04/2023 21:25

Hooray for a cake.

AndrexPuppy · 18/04/2023 21:25

Gregg will be pleased, a pud

Piggywaspushed · 18/04/2023 21:25

Wolfcub · 18/04/2023 21:22

Gregg's Gettin' Piggy With It needs to be the next thread title

Umm... no thanks. I am doing nowt with Gregggg.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/04/2023 21:25

I like John educating Gregg about what kirsch is.

AutumnCrow · 18/04/2023 21:25

That pudding woman is so very definitely on MN

Halsall · 18/04/2023 21:25

Mum of 4 is anticipating the mass catering challenge with her custard

littlbrowndog · 18/04/2023 21:26

Family whispering wish she would cook a different cake after 20 years

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