Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Harsh!

Lovely bit of wanly plating there. 10/10

Wanky

Why can't Gregg speak?

I missed some last week.

Who's this backstage guy telling them to get a wiggle on??

Gregg's Gettin' Piggy With It needs to be the next thread title

That's a pretty dish and I'm not sure how he got it done in time.

A profound and important question, Autumn

I wish he'd stop trying

Apron for Anulad (is that his name?)

He's the new, lovely floor manager.

Join the queue!

“I want to get piggy with your sauce”

Worst ever chat up line. Even Brad Pitt wouldn’t get far with it, so Gregg doesn’t stand a chance.

This one isn’t a looker.

I like the idea that Sid Owen has a handsome, more talented brother whom he keeps locked away like The Man In the Iron Mask. It's probably true. In one of those Eastenders-like railway arches to make it more poetic.

Think Viktor may be a one dish wonder!

Pork thingy looked nice.

Mum of 4 ✔️ DRINK

Lemon gel FFS.

Hooray for a cake.

Gregg will be pleased, a pud

Umm... no thanks. I am doing nowt with Gregggg.

I like John educating Gregg about what kirsch is.

That pudding woman is so very definitely on MN

Mum of 4 is anticipating the mass catering challenge with her custard

Family whispering wish she would cook a different cake after 20 years