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Masterchef UK: Thread 1

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Pebbledashery · 09/04/2023 11:33

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

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Mercedesbenz2022 · 09/04/2023 18:05

Can’t wait for this to start , see you all tomorrow

WarriorsComeOutToPlayay · 09/04/2023 18:10

Can I join please? I predict that John Torode will have had enough of edible flowers as decoration and will be quite scathing of their repeated overuse (or is it just me?).

Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 09/04/2023 18:20

JamonEverybody · 09/04/2023 17:55

Or a trans one.

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Oh dear, fingers crossed….DH will make me watch it in secret, or make bad jokes about 🥕

Umanresources · 09/04/2023 19:07

My OH thought the judges were Greg Wallace and Jonty Rhodes 😂Is he not from South Africa, says he!

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2023 19:22

I want the 40-ish Mum of Four to be doing it to get the fuck away from her children for a few weeks.

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Pebbledashery · 09/04/2023 19:27

Really hope Gregg doesn't use the phrases "slippery" or "wet" either 🤢

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2023 19:32

I'd just like him not to talk at all, tbf.

Sunbird24 · 09/04/2023 19:42

There’s a whole long list of words Gregggg should be banned from saying…

viques · 09/04/2023 19:55

Sunbird24 · 09/04/2023 19:42

There’s a whole long list of words Gregggg should be banned from saying…

Moist ( shudder )

Ellenanora7 · 09/04/2023 21:41

"Well turn me upside down and shake me like a salt seller"

I did not know it was back and I'll miss most of it but I'll watch till I'm away

👋👋 to all, hope everyone is well and welcomes newcomers 😀😀

Clevs · 09/04/2023 22:01

100% there will be someone who dreams of owning their own restaurant.

GrandTheftWalrus · 09/04/2023 23:05

Did not know it was back on! Thanks for the thread, I'll be here.

Toddler walrus is now nearly 2! And has an attitude of a 16yo!

ChicoryDip · 10/04/2023 01:16

This week's schedule.

Masterchef UK: Thread 1
TitsInAbsentia · 10/04/2023 06:30

ChicoryDip · 09/04/2023 14:30

@Umanresources You also need a contestant bingo card...

  • Big city accountant or lawyer looking for a change of direction
  • Good old 'home cook' with a grown up family
  • Young, attractive female who Gregg makes unattractive faces at
  • Student cook
  • Ex-rugby player with gigantic portions of 'rustic' looking food
  • Long-haired forager
  • Contestant who lives near the sea and talks constantly about using local produce
  • 'Been travelling' and wants to show off mostly SE Asian recipes they picked up on the way

I might just make my card:

  • John says parrrrrrrrstaaaaaaaa
  • John says yo-gert
  • Greg makes a face like Wallace of Wallace and Gromit
  • John chomps his food like a horse with missing teeth

I'll be hammered in to 2024....

And @Umanresources I think I am going to call him Jonty Rhodes from now on, I love it!

Umanresources · 10/04/2023 17:41

Just made my bingo cards. Ready and waiting for tonight 😂

Blueberrycreampie · 10/04/2023 17:42

I'll be looking out for turnips and celery ack.

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 17:52

Oh so looking forward to tonight!

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Sunbird24 · 10/04/2023 18:55

Choo-merick

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 19:35

Just got to watch the Tripe that is Eastenders

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GrandTheftWalrus · 10/04/2023 19:36

I'm watching Emmerdale while trying to get girl walrus to go to bed.

Will get dh to put toddler walrus to bed.

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 19:37

GrandTheftWalrus · 10/04/2023 19:36

I'm watching Emmerdale while trying to get girl walrus to go to bed.

Will get dh to put toddler walrus to bed.

Literally cannot believe baby walrus is 2 now.. Remember three seasons ago when you'd just had baby walrus!

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Blueberrycreampie · 10/04/2023 19:41

Umanresources · 10/04/2023 17:41

Just made my bingo cards. Ready and waiting for tonight 😂

I'm sure I remember some restaurant in Yorkshire or somewhere serving food in a flat cap.

GrandTheftWalrus · 10/04/2023 19:49

Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 19:37

Literally cannot believe baby walrus is 2 now.. Remember three seasons ago when you'd just had baby walrus!

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Yeah she was born just after it ended. 5 weeks today she's 2. Time is just flying by!

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 19:59

Checking in. Oh how I've missed you all

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Wolfcub · 10/04/2023 19:59

Evening all. Thanks for the thread Pebble

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