Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Noooo. That cake sounds like I want to eat it. So much.

She looks familiar to me somehow, I'm sure I've seen her before somewhere?

So he's made McDonald's molten apple tart in a cake with a McFlurry

3 puds!

Blueberry YES! Me too. Come Dine With Me, maybe? I dunno but she’s awfully familiar to me.

all the puds 🙌🏽🙌🏽

Oh dear, sticky toffee pudding was lovely Matthews undoing.

I like the idea of someone playing up wanly - like an impoverished, lovelorn governess, dying from tuberculosis in a Brontë novel, has gone on Masterchef.

Gregg's next wife has arrived

I'm already wanting to deck him every time he tells them to get the food on the plate.

😂

@Halsall 🤔 I've never been to Lossiemouth so it's not as if I've met her in person.

@ChaosThierry Yup though she may be a bit old for him.

Tomorrow's headline:
"Masterchef Judge Astonished At Pudding Being Sweet"

And yes, Jo does seem familiar.

John is in teacher mode tonight.

teacher :one who educates the ignorant (Greggg) and bores the pants of people with more than two culinary brain cells.

I hate when Gregg plays it dumber, what's custard and the like.

Aye Jo looks familiar to me as well.

Wonder if Floor Manager is manfully resisting the urge to shout "Run, Forest, run".

Miss Wanly Plating could be involved in a Dickensian romance with Mr Gently Benevolent.

That looks dry and boring to me, not enough apple but what do I know?

Floor manager angling for a judge job.

Mmmmmm... now there is a pudding I want to get Piggy with.

Looks yummy!

Pouting at praline. That StP looks the business though