Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Likes dogs, has a cheese and wine shop. Fabulous.

'Originally born in India'…..was he then born somewhere else later? 🧐

😂

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Lady complaining about not being able to eat the food is also a favourite.

I am imagining he didn't make his own paratha in this amount of time. I love a fried paratha

And here's the obligatory IT Consultant looking for a change of direction.

Victor the martyr making a schnitzel.

He looks the spit of his dad

I need to know the punctuation in what he just said.

'Here's my plan now, coming out.'

or

'Here's my plan now: coming out.'

Big difference.

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Dead dad dead mum

Yes love a cook who loves their food.

Never quite believe a man who says he's finally doing something for himself. I'm terribly sexist.

I love schnitzel. My fucking weird children hate it so I hardly ever get to eat it. Little dictators.

They're whacking out the dead parents far too early.

The avocado's an odd one for Hungarian fare.

There’ll be nowhere to go in later rounds

Me too, I always have frozen ones in the freezer, I sometimes just cook one up for a little snack.

Claire has digested a food critics' handbook along with her food.

Looks like shite with icing sugar and scabs on

I have decided Floor Manager Guy looks a bit like Sid Owen's hidden handsome brother.

Cheesemonger always sounds like an insult.

(Sorry for graphic imagery)

New mangling from Greggg to add to the dictionary: 'snitzel' 😭

Thought they said cheese minger