Love Island Winter 2023 pre-series discussion

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Looks like Love Island producers have announced that participants' social media will be locked whilst the programme airs. (Looking for reliable source, so far I can only find tabloid stories).
I hope it's true, I think it's needed.

did Harris actually use the word "minge"?

One thing really annoyed me last night. One lad [Kai I think] came to fetch his 'girlfriend' who was chatting to [I think it was] Tom. He asked Tom for permission to take her away! If I was her I'd have had something to say about that.

Speaking of Tom, I wonder if he chose Olivia simply because she's paired with the [in his eyes] least alpha male? Sort of a placeholder until he becomes more established and can then challenge.

Tanyel there setting back feminism 1000 years. Cheers Tanyel.

Long term forecast: Kai the one to come back from Casa with someone else

I bet Kai flirts with the 6th formers ...

Definitely.

When Kai said he'd consider any woman up to the age of 40 I was thinking he definitely would hook up with some of the mums.

On another note how can he go back to teaching after this. Can you imagine the endless comments from your students.

For sure!

To be honest the programme has a bit of a zoo feel to it. Watching the girls pottering around in massive heels and those weird strappy hungry arse bikinis, boob jobs, bleached teeth and lip fillers they look a tad ridiculous and I find it a bit sad that many young folk aspire to look like that. Same with the men with the obligatory sleeve tattoos, gym bunny frames, bleached teeth and largely gormless expressions.

Largely gormless expressions 😂

It's the repeating of the stock phrases that winds me up 'to be fair' 'vibing' 'babes' - am sure there are more. Why do I watch this shite.

anyone seen Will's tiktok posts? (look up Farmer Will)
He's funny!

I like Ron and Shaq out of the lads and probably Lana and Tanya most so far from the girls.

Lana reminds me of Stacey Dooley.

Since when do boys wear pearls, Ron?

I'm here for it.

Shaq is so lovely

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I urge you all to check out farmer toms Instagram, so funny!

It's Donny boy who keeps calling them birds. Makes me 😡

He is.

And really reminds me of a friend's husband (albeit he's 20 years older).

Does Tanyel sleep with makeup on or
is it just her eyelash extensions?

Saw someone comment on Instagram saying why does Haris look like he’s wearing a Purge mask!

Not impressed by the newbies, hopefully Ron and Tanya wont stray

I like Zara. Seems fun. Think she might be good for Haris or Tom.

I don't think David will tempt the girls but Zara will with the boys

Will seems so out of his depth there bless him

Is anyone else thinking that the wind must be really annoying?

David's wearing pearls too!

180 degrees! She got it right!

Will, forget it mate