MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

You should be employed by the mafs team. You are too good xx

Dragon butter! Gosh I remember that. Was that about the same time as the Moldies debacle?

Where can I watch it

I'm really annoyed by Jenna.

She came across as so nice and lovely, but then went veganzilla the minute Zoe didn't want to follow. She is so used to people just caving and giving into the veganism. When they are living together and Jenna is cooking then fair enough, Zoe will have to eat vegan, or if she's cooking for Jenna then she will have to take care to cook vegan, but when they are out and about in restaurants they can eat whatever they want!

Dinner party tonight?

I’m liking this season so far.
The old rocker? He’s a similar age to me and I find him really repellent. Literally was wrapped round her, she has the major ick and I don’t blame her. She’s got herself another teenage son but one who wants to straight jacket hug. He also said she’s what I ordered ffs.
The voluptuous one is so thirsty 🤣 he’s never going to have sex with her. He’s in it for all the wrong reasons, certainly not love. I respected her family calling him out on it. Why would they put them together if he only dates petite women? She would be a lot of men’s fantasy. It’s fine he doesn’t feel attracted but he just wants followers for his presumably cringy podcast.
The Miss England is not a great match for hers, he is quite dishy but probably a bit needy. Looks like tonight is going to show us a bit info about their honeymoon.
The lesbians are an interesting watch. I suppose a meat eater wouldn’t think to specify no vegans, and the vegan one thought she’d convince her in a day or two. I understand that kissing someone who has just polished off a steak might make you feel a bit weird if you are vegan.
PJ (the only name I remember, apologies) seems like a nice guy. If he’s not going to strip, what’s his back up plan? His wife is annoying.
I can’t work out why the bloody horrible one even went on. I’m intrigued by the things she said about him being nice on camera. His dad saw it at the wedding. If they had been my son, I probably would have stopped the wedding.

Oh,I miss all this.
Really annoyed as house move means I don't have an aerial, and now can't fast forward through the Caserta, or rewind to catch a juicy bit. Need to figure out a better method than 4OD.

I caught up with last night's. 😄

Zoe is the only non-Vegan who mentions Veganism more than Vegans. She's singlehandedly spoiling all the jokes about how often vegans talk about it 😄

Jess wanting a man who can save her from sharks ... in the UK 🙄 is hilarious. I would also bet a small shark that she will decide she's madly in love with PJay as soon as one of the other girls says he is hot/sweet/sexy.

My second bet is KwaME already has a gf hence his complete lack of interest in his 'wife'.

I feel for Lara. She's ended up with a partner like the teen boy from a body swap comedy but he doesn't look like Zac Efron; Matthew Perry or Tom Hanks. He can hang out with her teenage son whilst she tries to find a capable adult.

I think it may have been a good couple of years after that hoof but after that I just asked my very adventurous colleague instead of pressing linkies or googling. He is fairly knowledgeable on lots of things as he is a very adventurous kind of chap. He finds it bemusing that his fat dumpy older and inactive (in all sorts of ways) colleague hears of such things on mumsnet.

Some things, like bleaching one’s anus or suspect supposed dairy products, I can manage without as I live my little life.

I may be living vicariously through him.

Zoltar bodged when he fiddled with Richie.

Somewhere there is a little kid feeling his years, strumming a guitar and wondering what the jolly jeff happened on the tour bus.

i work with one of them (not naming names) but she has promised it turns complete carnage later on down the series!

She won't give me any spoilers, which I am glad for! But have been loving it this season so far!

Ooh carnage! KwaME shags Whitney because he thinks she's rich and holds the key to the podcast kingdom. George snogs Lara in a hot tub and April has to pretend it's all jolly japes. There are so many possibilities for carnage with this lot.

Hopping on board this thread.
I'm counting down the hours til 9pm.

George and Lara might be a good match. Would love to see Whitney and KwaME together. They deserve each other. Cruel to match Kasia with someone who was never going to be into her.

The editing on this show is always so dodgy. Every time they show a conversation you see food and drink changing quantity/clothes moving about etc. There is no way of knowing what actually happened in most of this.

I have never seen a woman with a bigger Ick on her than Lara.

Why did Jenna (The Vegan!) eat pretend scrambled eggs and bacon?

Following I was looking for our thread updates

And the light changes! When Kasia was trying to seduce Kwamememe, it was over dinner on the beach after sunset yet their sound bites were them sat on beach beds in the bright sunshine.

@HoofWankingSpangleCunt The only lesbian couples I know are old like me and been together yonks. Do the young'uns get serious quickly these days after a few dates?

Can't wait dinner at 9 🍽

Do we reckon they will alternate the weeks the gay and lesbian partners spend with the men and women like they did with Feargal and Dan or let them stay in their current groups now there's 2 couples?

I can't see George and Lara as a match- he's even clingier than lazy octopus hands (or icktopus) Ritchie!!!

Poor lara
watched the repeat this afternoon. She is unravelling
I think she would be a match for George if they fancied each other.

Ritchie going on about handing the reins to Lara and he can relax ffs! She has to say something!

Shamelessly placemarking as you all left me at 982

This is something I don’t understand about vegans/vegetarians. Why have copies of food they don’t want to eat. Like sausage burgers eggs etc? I guess there isn’t much choice in the shape of foods with none meaty ingredients but why would they want to eat something that looks specifically like eggs etc.

Not watched last nights yet, need to catch up before the DP tonight!

I loathed Thomas at the hen do but quite liked him on the honeymoon. He’s a good open communicator I think, just as well being a fellow MH professional!

Kwame is awful, ugh. Firmly up his own backside that one. Also Whitney, just why did she go on here?! She’s nowhere near ready. And why think a husband/fleeting reality tv fame is what she needs to heal from losing her mum?

Like Zoe, Jenna seems too dull and humourless for her

I am a couple of episodes behind!