MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

But is Coronavirus VEGAN though?

Everyone is loved up? Is Jess in the same room as we are watching?

She got the vegan Rona. Looks a bit like the real one but is shittier.

Kinder but shittier nonetheless

So Zoe has come in to spread the rona all over the cast.

I’d forgive her if she just threw it Whit and KwaMe’s way.

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Whitney hates Duka
i feel for him

What the hell is Whitney's problem?! fucking hell

Whitney is most as vile as her vocal fry.

Ooh Jordan and Chanita are now giving me string vibes of the lovely Aussie couple who are now parents.

That is hands down shite behaviour from Whit.

She is Oivia’a sister from another mother.

But worse.

How does April not know everyone else knows?

Whitney has hated Duka from the moment she laid her eyes on him. It actually doesn't matter what he says at home, NOTHING hr says or does will be good or acceptable for her. Just look at her behaviour now.

She is just rude.

Whitney just gtfo

WatF???? SHE is getting sympathy?

Taxi for Whitney please. In the words of reality TV King Davide, GO THE FUCK OUT.

Why does she think he's fake? Cos he's got manners and he's cheerful? I don't get it

Not buying the tears.

Why be such a nasty bint?

Maybe he's different on camera because he doesn't want to be filmed telling her to go fuck herself, which must surely surely be what he's thinking every minute of the day?

I think it’s for the attention.

I think she can’t bear it when it’s not about her

Yh ... we need a loud " youara liaaaaar go the fuck out "

I'm feeling really bad for Duka.
Although I reserve the right to withdraw that comment if he turns out to be a real wankbucket later on in the show....but I just can't see Shitney being right....

Why do all the women seem like they're shit hot and the men are trash...if anything, it's the girls that are punching this year!

As fir Whitney...she's awful! Duka seems like a catch!

'You're fake like a Louis Vuitton from China'

I wish she’d been paired with KwaMe.

The pair of them could have got their rocks off being disdainful and knobbish to eachother.

Eau de schoolbullee about the pair of them.

Same. Like I am literally confused. Obviously he will be quieter at the hotel with just her in the room- she hates his guts and rolls her eyes at his every breath!