MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

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How old is Zoe? At first she had a point about the veganism (although I think it was the reindeer meat that was the biggest issue at dinner) but was surprised to hear her say she would cry if she thought about the meat being a dead animal. Bit childish. Yeah have a line in the sand but don't bury your head in the sand.

The ixperts are most to blame. They should have specifically ensured they could both cope with the huge difference. Zoe is a big meat eater not just an occasional one.

If you don't smoke it can't be much fun kissing a smoker and same with the meat eating. Just can't see it working.

And fair play to Jenna for getting into the water with her wig on without being precious about it.

I wish the ixperts had matched Kasia with Pjay. They seem as though they would vibe.

He is more than man enough for her.

I’m hoping KwaMe has on socks tonight. Did anyone clock his ankles?

He is practically half flamingo.

Even more so than Mr Andre back in the day.

There'll be a lot of chilly ankles tonight.

‘I wish the ixperts had matched Kasia with Pjay. They seem as though they would vibe.’

Definitely! She wouldn’t care about him stripping, she’d be all over it.

Good point about Kasia and Pjay, I could see them together too.

Do you reckon the ixperts purposefully mis-match some couples in the hope that there'll be a bit of swinging and consequential drama?

Love how Zoe has a pint in the hot tub!🍺
My kind of woman!

I'm on holiday so just caught up on last 2 episodes-
Richie was so cringe in that carriage, I'd defo have pushed him off! Literally acting like a 15 year old with their first girlfriend.
Kasia also made me feel sick how she's so desperate for some cock. I too thought imagine her teenage son watching that, he'll be horrified!
Felt a bit sorry for PJ he actually seems quite sweet. God knows what he sees in jess she has no class, and her lips are so full of filler they pretty much touch the bottom of her nose!

Evening! Time for some drunken drama!

Wait...exclusive content on the E4 tiktok? I don't want to have to sign up to some crap app fgs!

Evening All, I managed to stay awake for the live satellite link up.

I have never been to a dinner party either. They just don't appeal to me.

Some smooth Colgate product placement there

That product placement was bloody clunky.

Have I missed the bit where they all moved in together?

It was like, oh shit, we are under a contract! Quick, cut to some toothpaste!

Don’t think they showed any of them moving into their apartments did they?

Its a hotel
Seems like London this time, not Brighton

George and his developing feelings. And he and April are private people.

Ma hoop - we all saw the preview and know that that is pish.

@Nhsbandhelp that would explain it!

Kasia thinks about sex as usual

WTF was Kasia on about now?

Use your outside voice Lara!!!

She definitely needs to speak up now

I just started the all4 episode because I thought I missed the moving in bit.....they've missed it.