MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

@HoofWankingSpangleCunt The only lesbian couples I know are old like me and been together yonks. Do the young'uns get serious quickly these days after a few dates?

well, my knowledge of lesbian mating patterns began to be accumulated in the early nineties. I don’t remember a lot of conversations about moving in with people but I was more interested in the sex than cohabiting. And I was 16, so there was that .
I think it’s certainly been a thing to joke about for the last twenty years. It’s one of the things I love most, the ability to laugh at oneself.

Not read the thread yet because I am
Only on episode two. April and George and Tom and his husband.

It's been good so far!

George seems absolutely lovely. As does Duka.

I quite fancy George.

Tom And his husband seem doomed to me.

Getting ready for the DP. (Although usually I'm not ready for 9pm and have to wait for the 10pm showing.....I'll try hard tonight #washingupgoals )

No predictions from me.....as I get it all wrong. But looking forward to fireworks.

I know what I wanted to ask. I want to watch the new series of Masterchef Australia but can’t remember the website I used before. I know it’s something sh something but I’ve just scrolled through fifteen google search pages and can’t find anything.

I thought that if anyone knows , they’ll be on here!

Hoofing it over from the other thread to say I like Zoe and laughed at Jenna's stank face when Zoe ordered lamb. Although to be fair Zoe saying don't tell me about innocent animals being killed whilst simultaneously tucking into bacon was a bit

Kwame just doesn't do it for me. PJay is lovely. I think against popular opinion that Jess is also okay but really struggles as she's had domineering influences all her life and she's not really sure how to navigate them.

Looking forward to the next instalment in how George is going to be pissed off and flounce.

I agree with the PP who said Jess (?) might change her mind when she sees the other women eyeing up PJ.

Oh and Lara needs to be a bit clearer about telling Clingy to back off or she's going to get really annoyed and explode.

shvideos.net/ ?

Im a veggie but is it really that hard to grasp a lot of vegans and veggies become so due to their morals concerning animal welfare, not because they don’t bloody love the taste of bacon or burgers. No one can deny that a lot of meat products are delicious. Why is it so hard to understand that some of us might miss the taste (even 34 years down the veggie line like me)

That’s the one! I am forever in your debt 😁

Because I was nattering to myself on the previous thread (albeit chased out the door by @dapsnotplimsolls and @SheldonesqueTheBstard thanks lovelies!! 😜

MrsToothyBitch · Today 08:27
Lara's ick is palpable! Although who ever thought setting someone with real adult responsibilities with punky Peter Pan was a good idea was way off mark. Maybe so mummy can look after him? He seems to think Lara will now.
I also went right off Jenna after the guilt trip she fed Zoe for breakfast.

Punky Peter Pan 😂 but nay my toothy friend, you are being too kind..she was on that cart ride being death gripped (and bird pecked) by Roy Cropper!

@rainbowzebrawarrior

Hello my lovely. We are here x 😘

Itchy accompanies Lara to her tree climbing lesson

I got spanked for posting too many times :)

Or if we are going peak pecky

Spanked? Who did that? We’ll have no spanking here….

plenty of pecks though😘

I see your koalas and raise you a Punky Peter Pan in an actual photo of him I dug up.

Not really a photo of him but i so want it to be.
Going to
stop now or it’ll be my time to be
spAnked.

That is a beautiful thing hoof

Although that is his brother, Gaping Gavin.

admittedly it is hard to tell the difference but the pecker ain’t pursed and those ladies legs are not stood in a puddle of tears. 😂

Bloody genius though!!!

Itchy’s coupon at tonight’s dinner party when Lara gets cosy with PJ/George/the waiter/anyone.

@HoofWankingSpangleCunt I guess HoofSpankingWangleCunt also has a ring to it…

That captures his vibe exactly 😂😂😂

Richie before he let his hair grow out a bit....