MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

I fucking hate Whitney. Like really, truly hate her. She's awful.

Does Lionel need specs?

does he not see her expressions?

Hello? Is it thee I’m looking for?

I'm getting so tired of the phrase "perky Pete"

So she hates that he is cheerful around people? And not a miserable fucker?

Oh Jordan is a sweetie

Jesus. Why on earth would you go on telly and make yourself out to be the biggest cahnt in Christendom?

Do you get any more money for that?

Hand in hand? I wasn't expecting that.

Oh Jess, no equity card for that "yeah" love!

Adrian’s come as East17

Bless her, Jess is rough as, Mrs vicarage.

Even Mrs Middleton would have given up on that one.

Do they get paid for being at MAFS? Anybody knows?

Why is Thomas wearing PJs?

Who mentioned flamingo ankles earlier? Ixpert Mel seems to have flamingo wrists....

I love Jord and Chanita. That was precious.

This came up in MAFS Aus. A small amount of expenses per day to cover not working I think.

And if they're lucky a tooth-whitening or detox tea #Ad on Instagram after.

Me tits

For the size of me my wrists are tiny.

My legs just sook up the surplus fat from my belly.

No they don't.

Dod has photofit eyes from the serial killer folder.

I would just do it for a free holiday (same like Kwaseme or whats his name) and a free toothpaste

Think George and Ritchie should have been matched. The way George ran across the room and grabbed him! 😂

As if Richie has the emotional intelligence to advise George here

“An instant connection”

“yeah, we had that.”

yeah , you didn’t .

Well it didn't take him long to blab!

I thought he was a private person? 😂

Anyone else press the "mute" and not look when previews are shown?

And he said " some things will just stay between us " 😂😂😂