MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

I'd have predicted those two staying and KandK leaving!

I think I did the same, Dillite.

Cheers chicken! We haven't got to the fuckenknobhed yet but I think it will be like someone fed a box of frogs spacedust...

I am surprised Lionel didn't decide to hold her hostage for another week, maybe they had talked it out after all? Back to your guitar wanking you go....

So Lara said, Look
monkey boy! Im outta here. Dont you dare write stay or ill
Make your week hell

Well I got Richie & Lara totally wrong. That's shown me..

Still 2 couples to go I think. I love the way Thomas is watching everyone agog like a kid 6 inches from the tv screen :)

I think he just wants to be on tv

Maybe she was trying to teach him how to pleasure her properly and he couldn't cope with the fact so gave up? Or realised that her children were as a result of her having had sex with other men?

Or maybe he was missing his mum too much?

No wonder they're bringing in 2 new couples

This lot are dropping like flies

Jenna, what exactly is it you have compromised on?

Wine is filtered through fish guts? Wtf?

Or indeed a dancer’s drawers….

It's not guts it's something that comes from the swim bladder. But you can get vegan wine to go with your steak 😀

Jena seems like a very angry person, an evangelical vegan with a staunch meat eater. Nope.

Yes. Wine isnt vegan

Thomas was literally sitting with his back to Adrian!!

Here we go kids

Don't let them
Go home

I just couldn't be in such a dramatic relationship. I think me and DH are probably boring as a geography teacher's tie but at least we aren't barking at each other all the time or having a super flounce every half hour.

Oh oh oh here we go, come on let's have it out about April!

I knew that wine wasn't vegan but not why. Not that I care, I don't drink wine anyway, it tastes like piss.

Just fucking say it you drama llama.

Hmmm...that probably was pish...someone drank your wine and refilled the bottle! Have I been to your house? 😎

Fake April sat there shaking her head at Thomas