MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Lots of boobage and bright white teeth!

I was trying to count, thought we were a groom short, now they’ve confirmed it

@GreenLunchBox
I may be wrong but I think he said his children were old enough to understand him now ...

I’ve been single over 4 yrs and I wouldn’t let this lot match me with so much as a pack of biscuits, never mind a man…

Dead Nan alert.

Her mum looks like she could be her sister

These two are kind of cute…

Yes, adorable. I hope they don’t reveal a dark side like the psycho Olivia from MAFS Oz.

Evening! Just finding a seat don't mind me.

Reckon I could tell them I liked d’arc chocolate digestives and they’d set me up with a bastard pink wafer! 😂

She seems ok, he seems ... dull.

That was a weird autocarrot - dark obviously, not the random French version

Oh, poor Whitney

I've always said it's custard creams or I'm going home!

I like Whitney. There. I said it 😂

He's got a weird voice 😭

@GreenLunchBox i think I do too, she’s a bit prickly but it seems like a defence mechanism

I don't think he's built big enough physically for what she wants. Sounds like she wants more of how the stripper guy is built x

The boobage is blinding! And the lip fillers seriously OTT.

I thought it was a super fancy brand!

Mum is not impressed.

Oooohhh I can't stay awake tonight but will catch up tomorrow! Can't wait for boobage and 🍿

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTARD.

Someone went sick and I am now at work and I shouldn’t be and I’d rather be watching MAFS and I’m clearly having fomo as I’ve no life!

I’m not reading anything so my chunterings will not be influenced.

Could weep. My Mafs 😩

Was wondering where you were @Sheldon!