MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

I deliberately haven't looked at any spoilers, I knew he was going to say that job :)

Well of course he's a stripper.

What girl doesn't have that at the top of her list, eh?

I'm shocked the 40 year old has 4 kids aged 10-20!

There’s definitely better diversity this series than some of the others, it’s good

How do male strippers make enough to live on? 😂

Have any of them not had cosmetic procedures?

What did Whitney mean by 'no patches'?

Feels like there’s going to be a whole lot of cattiness on the ‘hen’ side

There's a lot of boob on show !!!

Did she mean in his beard that he absolutely must have ?

We already have the villain of the series!!

Ah, possibly. She's weird 😂

I think she meant like soul patches - you know the silly little bit of beard just below the bottom lip? She wants the full beard.

🍿🤣

Ah but because this is MAFS she may turn out to be the nicest of the bunch…

Ah, that makes more sense.

All the men and women are so well groomed…whilst not necessarily looks I’d go for, they all look so glam

Wey of course they were always going to be insta / filler types. Shame.

It was always ganna go the same way as Love Island.

Ah man, how I hark after proper OG Big Brother normal peeps. I actually liked it cos it was a human experiment.

Aye, I'm an old git and am hoping it goes full circle. Same as I hope Social Media fucks off.

Mebbe the leccy will cut out in the winter and we'll all have to rely on books, candlelight and actual conversation 😂

I bet they're going to give Whitney the stripper and she'll judge and hate him from the start. Didn't this happen in another series? Who am I thinking of....ah, Ines!!!!

I think he may be the gay partner ?

She attracts women who are straight? 🤔

How come?

Nah, thé 40 yr old just said she can help them with girl knowledge, so surely that means he’s marrying a woman?

The gay guy is a bit wet

Oh yeah, that's true. I think it's the guy with the crazy hair