MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

When will you get to watch?

Dammit, hope you can watch live tomorrow!

Evening all, checking in. Will catch up tomorrow.

I've got a bad feeling about Whitney and Duka

Yep, he is not what she asked for. Pink wafer.

She's being mean already

Whitney's horrible, pulling faces at him, smirking. What a cow already

That's not what I ordereddddd-ah!

I really hope that this bride has some redeeming qualities because she's nasty thus far. She looks utterly disgusted. And the eyerolls 😱

Just popping in this thread to say how rude is Whitney! Speechless.

Omg poor Duka

Awkward 😂

Hey everyone, can I join in. Loved last years threads!

Whitney’s voice is annoying me so badly and why is she being so mean so soon!

Well isn't she a madam !
I think she kinda sneered at his name too .. not cool

Wooo Whitney thinks alot of herself. Why does she have 2 footballs down her top?

I hate it when they have such a specific idea of what they want.....

I predict a ‘cheating’ scandal down the line… (to be fair they’ve probably written at least one into this series)

Yikes Duka, you've got your work cut out.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard - can you have your phone tucked away under your desk/counter/uniform/bag (don't know what you do for a living!)

Think it's safe to say Whitney's had her boobs done

I think he staring at you because you are behaving like a spoiled toddler and aassive rude brat.

What makes you think so? 😂

Was it Whitney who was all boobs at the hen do?

She’s kind of got a point on the vows though - have previous years been that love-y?

Dukas dad has her sussed !

Watching on +1.

DH has just said it’s just like an extension of love island.