MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

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Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

@Sunbird24 🤣🤣

Arghhh this image! I didn’t even see it.

If I were gay I’d totally fancy Zoe.

April seems to be missing her tears tomorrow as she weeps.

You are looking in the wrong place diilite - her face has been pulled that tight there’s probably waterfalls going on behind each ear.

I think Kwame already has a girlfriend (or maybe boyfriend?) He's clearly only there for the publicity. He is being cruel to Kasia and seeing how far he can push her.

April is a total narc. She is already gaslighting George. Poor George.

And ItchyRitchie is so awful. He can relax now, he says, because Lara's going to take care of all his needs. ICK.

And aye. Usual drama doings at the dinner table. There’ll be enough spat choreography there sure enough rainbow

I know what would make them behave. The threat of a certain aubergine bake …. 🙂

I love MAFS UK but Is anyone interested in a MAFS USA season 12 thread with Spoilers?

It is on E4 and am desperate to talk about it.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4628226-mafs-usa-season-12-with-spoilers

Is Ritchie heading for a big fall? He’s too cringe in his touching abd she’s not into it at all!
I saw the peck kisses yuk!

PJ refusing to swim with sharks and Jess straight in there 😂

So:
April and George have fallen out
Adrian does not fancy Thomas
Whitney does not like Duka
Jordan and Chandra like each other
Jenna and Zoe are not that into each other
Jess does not fancy Pjay
Kwame does not fancy Kasia
Lara does not fancy Richie and is irritated by him.

the vegan thing really irritated me. As much as Zoe didn't want to know about the animal cruelty side of things, she's allowed to make her own choices on what she eats without Jenna chewing a lemon (literally) every time she eats meat.

Lara has the ick. There's no coming back from that.

She's essentially married to a 50-year old virgin with no experience in anything.

How can Ritchie be so clueless? He's 51 for heaven's sake. Another perfect match by the Icksperts there - a grown man whose never had a relationship paired up with a 2 x divorcee. Of course it's obvious it's going to go well NOT!!

Their trust in the experts in laughably naive. They were put together for ratings! Surely they know that?

Lara's ick is palpable! Although who ever thought setting someone with real adult responsibilities with punky Peter Pan was a good idea was way off mark. Maybe so mummy can look after him? He seems to think Lara will now.

I also went right off Jenna after the guilt trip she fed Zoe for breakfast.

Jenna needs to absolutely back off with the vegan stuff. If she didn't stipulate 'I only want to be with a vegan' then it's utterly childish not to recognise that Zoe can eat what she likes and sitting with a face like a slapped arse will put her off pronto. I don't know what age Jenna is exactly (about 30?) but if she only became vegan 6 years ago then she chose to eat meat herself for years so can hardly be a hypocrite about it.

I am disliking Jenna a lot, it may be the editing but the faces she pulls when Zoe eats meat. Also a couple of times I feel she has spoken down to her also. Zoe seems lovely.

Lara and Richie are a dreadful match, she's coming across as a bit of a drip and he's so cringy.

Jess is horrible, PJay seems lovely.

Thomas is awful, he thinks so much of himself, don't understand why at all.

Yep Lara seems delighted to have found herself another teenage son.

Ooh. I know there's an age gap but in terms of fantasy swapsies... Lara and PJay?? He's fun, kind and mature and seems to have dealt with the grittier side of life, carrying on the dream-boying as it makes good money when he would rather move on. She's got her head down flipping burgers to keep the wolves from the door. No bollocks about needing looking after. Both love dancing, she would prob understand that it's show business rather than sleaze for him and not judge.

Lara definitely needed someone more mature, someone to look after her rather than the other way round.

That sounds like a good match

Do the experts mismatch on purpose but there’s a good swap match? That would make for good drama

Jenna said she has managed to convert quite a few people to Veganism easily so I think she didn’t bother saying she only wanted a vegan partner as she thinks she has some special power which makes it easy for her to change peoples preferences!
She wasn’t nice at all to Zoe over her food choices, those looks she was throwing Zoe’s way were so judgy. I’m pleased Zoe addressed it with her.

I’ve just caught up with the episode and this thread.

Did anyone else notice that Zoe said exactly what I said about speedy lesbian dating? If that’s not a sign that she should be marrying me, I don’t know what Is.

I like Kasia but I can’t ever imagine Kwamememe will ever get over himself and fuck someone who isn’t petite. He is totally on this show for self promotion. He and April should have been put together. Although I’d love to see Whitney and Kwamememe together. That would be interesting.

I’m looking forward to the dinner party. Some people are going to make absolute twats of themselves and I’m here for it.

“Did anyone else notice that Zoe said exactly what I said about speedy lesbian dating? If that’s not a sign that she should be marrying me, I don’t know what Is“

Yes I noticed that too and remembered your post about lesbian dating.

ooh, I forgot to add my tuppence worth about Lara.
I have no idea how she’s going to cope with big hairy man baby. He makes me squirm and not in a good way.
I’m actually quite pissed off on her behalf that the ixperts put her with the 50 year old with commitment issues. Surely she deserves a break now she’s foolish brave enough to do this for the third time?

Poor Lara, I would have climbed off that horse and carriage more like a hay cart that’s been commandeered from the Local Childrens Farm and left a queue of little kids waiting fir the ride to the goat barn.and run off into the Bavarian mountains, never to be seen again.