MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

That is exactly what I think!

It won't be a patch on MAFSA but will obviously still watch it!

Hooray!!

Notlookingnotlookingnotlooking ...

I wonder if Matt and Dan are still together from last year ... Theyve gone a bit quiet in tiktok

Didn't they open a wellness retreat in Wales?

This Instagram post of them together was from just a week ago.
www.instagram.com/p/ChHGRn6sgHo/

Just read the Olivia and Jaxon split up after 10 months,no reason given apart from the fact she's an absolute witch

Sorry I blurred UK and Australia gossip there !

Bloody hell mrs

I am not surprised. To be fair though he was almost as bad as she was. He accepted her behaviour and even backed it up.

I reckon he was lily livered and mealie mouthed to begin with but he was fuelled by foofstruckness and well and truly embraced his inner cock as time went on.

With both hands. And a big fat snog.

I am planning to watch it - series stack ahoy! I liked Mog's mum - she was Debbie from TOWIE's doppelganger. Will all of the male contestants be eschewing socks?

I thought it was because of his wandering dick?

Wandering dick? Ooooft.

It was probably just trying to pull him away to safety at a rate of knots.

One of the only times in the history of mankind where the little head was more sensible and over ruled the big head.

YESSSS! I’m ashamed to admit how much this news has cheered me up from my slump of doom about turning 40 tomorrow! 🤪

MAFS is so bad it’s brilliant. Although I think the Aus version takes the biscuit. Olivia was something else …

is Mog still with whatever his name was?!

No Morag and Luke didn't last. The couples still together from last year are Matt & Dan and Adam & Tayah.

Owen and Michelle from the pandemic year are having a lot of fun together still.

The final decisions are a bit pointless when so many have split very soon afterwards. But, ah well, temporary triumph of hope I suppose.

Gosh! Luke and Morag were an utter car crash (due to her) They didn't make it past the season end. and rightly so as he eventually grew a set I like to think he's with a nice person now.

Happy 40th birthday. Honestly, enjoy it, cos 50 is shit.

Who was the army bloke from last year with the lovely lady? I really hope we don't have so many borderline abusive people this time. Similarly the girl from the North East who ended up on Celebs Go Dating. Why do producers pick these people up?(yes, I know I'm being naive)

Hello bonny warrior 🌈 😘 x

Franky and Marilyse split but allegedly are still friends and he has spoken very well of her.

He didn’t help himself but I don’t think he was as bad as they portrayed him to be. I thought Mog was worse.

The ixperts (if they really really do the pairing) are far more questionable. Damaged or broken folk shouldn’t be on it. Although to be fair, they push that boundary further on Mafsaus.

I still wonder if they’d accept someone like me on it.

I’d have to get the curvy bride girls on the case. Not the 10 years younger lot though. And be sponsored by jaffacakes and Tena.

Hello my lovely! It's only because of you that I'm attempting another series of this. My attention span is not the best, but you actually make me see the beauty in people.

I know you pretend to have a cold, hard heart but I know otherwise. I shall try to keep up. If it wasn't for you I would probably have abandoned MAFS and MN entirely.

I look forward to your entertaining narratives as they are they are what keep me here.

Still for the life of me can't understand why producers wouldn't prefer us in all our menopausal glory to be fascinating the masses on the likes of LI and MAFS (well, apart from the fact that I don't want to marry anyone and bits fall out of me in a swimsuit)

Lossa love to you Cariad ❤

Ahhhh happy birthday for tomorrow @bumblenbean 💐

As you know bonny quine, LI was put on the back burner thanks to work and Vera.

I’m not sure that the producers would care for our nocturnal wanderings. Back and fore to the loo. Going to stand (in full kaftan mind) in front of the freezer - wafting the hem to get a cold draft circulating. No skimpy little night things. Nylon isn’t absorbent.

Sweating by the pool looking like a boiled plum. Calling any shite out from blokes who are a farkin Liberty instead of fighting over them doing the pick me dance.

Standing at the fire pit like Cissie and Ada, putting the world to rights. And refusing to use sippy cups and leaving it for others to pick up the texts cos our feet have swole up in the heat. And no clarting ourselves in make up in searing heat as it wouldn’t go with our frizzy or plastered to the scalp hair.

No shites given about being Insta ready.

I have no idea how that isn’t appealing viewing. I’d watch it. 😉

And I’d be providing work for local topiary folk. Nuff said darling heart. Nuff said.

Great muckle piles o’ love back ma dearie x ❤️

@RainbowZebraWarrior @TitsInAbsentia thank you very much 💕

god I totally forgot about Frank and Marilese- he was utterly terrifying. His eyes were truly psychopathic!

does anyone remember the MAFS Oz series where the voiceover kept saying ‘meanwhile 30 year old virgin Matt…’ in pretty much every scene he appeared in?! 😆

does anyone remember the MAFS Oz series where the voiceover kept saying ‘meanwhile 30 year old virgin Matt…’ in pretty much every scene he appeared in?!
Yep

Yes 🤣

It was Matt who they traumatised by sticking with the swinger/ BDSM lady wasn’t it?

Hello dearest Sheldy / Ada and the rest of the MAFS gang. So it's only one week ish to go. Is this 2021 reunion thingy supposed to be on before or after this series? (Can't seem to see online - engineering if there's one too many reatraining orders to navigate)

Anyhoo, I'm just doing reruns of Derek atm as I can't fine owt else on.

By gosh, it's gone hot again tonight mind. I'm wafting a breeze right up me voluminous kaftan in front of the freezer as I type. I'm like a bloated pack of defrosted sausages. I feel sure there must be a niche for that kind of stuff on Only Fans. <waddles off to investigate>