MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

I absolutely love Zoe!

Oh he is definitely enjoying the fact that she wants to fuck him but he is refusing to.

I didn't hear her say she could picture a future with you Jenna. She said she was in it for the long haul, come what may, like an 1800s housewife, until death you do part.

Oh PJ. You fool.

Aw, PJ.

I think you are spot on cinnamon

He be dangling his maggot. And pulling it away just as she thinks she’s got it.

Jess is just flaky and trashy, no idea what Pjay seeing in her

I can practically see Lara’s skin crawling; poor thing

Oh Kasia, give it up love. What’s with the sex faces whilst she is sitting on the sun lounger?

I had a look at her Instagram.

YEE GODS

April seems to be missing her tears tomorrow as she weeps.

Whiney keeps going on about Duka being fake, but she's yet to say what is fake about him.

I agree, what does PJ see in her? She's as twitchy as Nadal about to serve!

Oh I cannot fucking wait for the dinner party!

Just booking my front row seat for tomorrow night 🥰

Only half watched while working.

But this is starting to remind me why I despaired at my ex husband watching old school WWF.

Except this is more staged.

Itchyrichie.

She needn’t bother bubbling though. She isn’t being honest and he’s thinking he is in that donut like jam.

He can’t see - or doesn’t want to.

But simpering away to him ain’t helping mate. Your expectations Bevarian.

Badoomtish 💥

Your expectations Bevarian.

Not bad!

Kasia’s red frock! Put them away! They look set to burst free any moment. She should wear a onesie zipped up to the neck and act like she doesn’t fancy Kwame. He’ll be all over her then.

He’s quite a good looking lad but the more he says, the less attractive he becomes.

Omg, the last scene, is April taking over from Olivia?

That lip, I nearly tripped over it...

I like Richie, yeah he's a bit keen but he seems to have a good heart.

Can we make any guesses who might swap to be with who?

Also, are we going to have extra married couples halfway through do you think?

Only on the start of ep 6 but fair play to Kwame if he isn't sure about Keisha not to get his end away regardless... I think his little speech on the wedding night was maybe for his kids' benefit in case they watch it he's probably got teens/ pre teens to try and look respectable in front of.

I am a bit in love with Zoe!!

Started fancying a bacon sandwich after all that vegan talk, have given in now!
Am fancying Zoe a bit now too, it's the masculine walk and behaviour I think

I also have taken a fancy to Zoe. She’s lovely.