MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

I could also do Bavaria.

Probably not with Lara though.

Ohhh the vegan thing is proper playing on Zoe’s mind!

It must be tricky having a vegan partner, no having your tea cooked (unless vegan), can you share cooking utensils?! All I know is that breakfast looked tragic! Beautiful views tho!

Oh no she didn’t…..

No, you can't share utensils or dishes.

Oh I’m glad Kasia didn’t go all unicorn on his ass.

Jess has such nasty lips. Yes, it's a personal comment from me, but they are disgusting. It's like a roidy anus.

I find it hard to concentrate on anything she's saying, the lips are just overwhelming. And what's with all the head-tossing?

Icelandic 'meat soup' is divine. Probably not top of Jenna's list to try mind.

Whale meat, not divine. Not even a little bit. No.

Agree. Do people actually like them like that? Are they meant to be like that or has something gone wrong?
Very strange.

Their perfect partnership is already cracking.

Much like an egg.

Agreed. Can't stand lip fillers.

Jess doesn’t seem very nice at all, PJ on the other hand seems lovely.

There are some spectacular destinations this year.

Jazz kept on looking at PJay's v sparkly watch...like it was an affront to her? Her TV personality doesn't seem to match her insurance personality!

She's showing herself to be rather awful so far.

That poor bed 😱

Jess!,

Kwame is not into her. At all.

Ritchie reminds me of Matt (Aus), in a world of his own believing there's chemistry!!

I'm getting strong Kate & Matt (MAFSAU) vibes from Ritchie and Lara.

He thinks it's all going great guns, she's sat listening to him like

@JellyBeanFactory JINX

Snap @QueSyrahSyrah

Lara does seem yo be able to say more than just grunts though. So there's progress there.

I’d not be changing my job if I were PJaaay.

She has no business nipping on him For how he earns a crust when she’s only known him half an hour.

And for someone who has had so much injectables, I’m amazed the fucker can be as sneery as she is.

You can tell this scene's been edited by the amount of vino in Lara's glass 😂

Kasia is horny and Kwame is not interested whatsoever.