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MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/08/2022 21:20

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

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dillite · 06/09/2022 21:28

That swimsuit is not very supportive 😱

yellowsmileyface · 06/09/2022 21:29

So awkward to watch. It sure isn't a speedboat. It's a tortoise.

Starlightstarbright1 · 06/09/2022 21:30

Oh god the streotypical vegan

yellowsmileyface · 06/09/2022 21:31

Jenna and Zoe need to just accept each others dietary differences and not let it get in the way.

dillite · 06/09/2022 21:31

I hope those sharks eat her and her stupid voice

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:31

Kasia not getting none man.

In fact I would go so far as saying she’s more chance of seeing an actual unicorn.

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dillite · 06/09/2022 21:32

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:31

Kasia not getting none man.

In fact I would go so far as saying she’s more chance of seeing an actual unicorn.

Maybe if she shoved some podcast advertising up her fanny, he would be all over her.

tellyiscrap · 06/09/2022 21:35

Gosh Jess's voice is so annoying

Loving Kasia energy but unfortunately she still ain't getting it 😂

Prinnny · 06/09/2022 21:36

Omg kasia her poor teenage son watching this 🙈🙈

Jenna is going to push Zoe with her disapproving looks.

Aww the old rocker man I’m cringing so hard it’s painful, she’s just not there mate!

Jess would have made a nice meal for the sharks 😈

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:36

Well done ixperts. Again.

Popping a vegan with an omnivore.

I don’t think Jenna is going to be accepting of Zoe’s diet at all and that is unfair. Have a conversation about it sure but don’t lecture. Reykjavik wasn’t built in a day.

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QueSyrahSyrah · 06/09/2022 21:37

yellowsmileyface · 06/09/2022 21:31

Jenna and Zoe need to just accept each others dietary differences and not let it get in the way.

This. I don't know why it's such a big deal. DH was fully vegan when we met so eating together at home I'd eat almost entirely vegan too (with the occasional addition of some dairy).

If we were out at a nice restaurant though damn right I was having the lamb.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:39

Why does Jess need looking after? Look after yourself mate.

You should have let him massage you though mate. Your top lip needs unbumping.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:42

And three friend zones out of these four. Hoopla ixperts.

Nailed it.

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dillite · 06/09/2022 21:42

Oh this is CRINGEWORTHY!

The2Omicronnies · 06/09/2022 21:42

Eurghhhh Ritchie pecking at Lara like a bird 😂😂😂

Iamthewombat · 06/09/2022 21:44

I really like Zoe. Unashamed to state that she loves eating bacon.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:44

Fuuuuuuck. Richie is almost as intense as that Kristina woman that was on first dates

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yellowsmileyface · 06/09/2022 21:44

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:42

And three friend zones out of these four. Hoopla ixperts.

Nailed it.

Friends at first site strikes again!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/09/2022 21:49

Zoe is right. Jenna is living her life and Zoe is fine with it.

Unfortunately Jenna has made it ‘this fucking vegan thing’ with her reaction to Zoe.

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Iamthewombat · 06/09/2022 21:49

CinnamonOrangeCremeBrulee · 06/09/2022 21:21

Jazz kept on looking at PJay's v sparkly watch...like it was an affront to her? Her TV personality doesn't seem to match her insurance personality!

I am watching on a 30 minute delay so was able to observe this since you pointed it out. It is too funny. With her weird mouth she looks a bit like Cissie and Ada (Les Dawson and Alec Gilroy’s comedy housewives).

dillite · 06/09/2022 21:49

Why is veganism being made into such a huge thing? By both of them. And if it is a huge thing to them, why not state so from the get go?

QueSyrahSyrah · 06/09/2022 21:50

You tell her Zoe! If she wants to gently encourage a new partner towards a Vegan diet then disrespecting and pulling faces on day 2 is not the way to go about it.

If she only wants a vegan partner then maybe this wasn't the ideal way for her to meet someone?

CinnamonOrangeCremeBrulee · 06/09/2022 21:51

Iamthewombat · 06/09/2022 21:49

I am watching on a 30 minute delay so was able to observe this since you pointed it out. It is too funny. With her weird mouth she looks a bit like Cissie and Ada (Les Dawson and Alec Gilroy’s comedy housewives).

😆exactly right!

yellowsmileyface · 06/09/2022 21:52

dillite · 06/09/2022 21:49

Why is veganism being made into such a huge thing? By both of them. And if it is a huge thing to them, why not state so from the get go?

Jenna mentioned her exes turned vegan so she probably thought she'd have no problem converting her wife. And a meat eater wouldn't think to specify it.

CinnamonOrangeCremeBrulee · 06/09/2022 21:52

I'm quite worried. I think Kwame knows exactly what Kasia wants..but won't give it to her because of some power trip!

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