MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

No fireworks yet but I think we're about to have some!

I assumed hot tub companions were actually crew they'd been working with fir a few days. Rather than total randoms.

And yes there will be zero drama over the wig as how is anyone going to react to a medical issue beyond "okay cool"

Oh, these two are so not into one another.

Where are they filming the weddings?

What's a unicorn?

(I know what a 🦄 is) 🤣

I think he means the impossible

He means he wants a woman that doesn’t actually exist.

Lots of the weddings are filmed at Ashridge House in Bucks. My father grew up there!

These two are pretty unimpressed with each other.

Zoe is in for a shock and some serious lack of sausage 😂

Kwame is all about Kwame

SHE CAN'T HAVE EGGS?? 😂

But can she???

Made me laugh a lot.

'She didn't seem phased at all'

Cut to her being MASSIVELY PHASED

Putting the ME ME ME in KwaME.

Didn't another couple have this room?

Looks like tomorrow will be spicy

Spicy but no eggs

....

Not much drama tonight.

Tomorrow's ep looks a good one though!

No curried eggs?

Hmmm. Not much hope for the 2Ks but I think Jenna and Zoe might be OK.

It was a bit dull after the shenanigans last week.

MrsToothyBitch - "I also hate the sulking over not getting a ridiculously specific wishlist catered for."

I agree. It's really tragic. The objective is supposed to be to find someone to live and to grow old with, at which point they will be someone stooped over and you'll be grateful if they still have their own teeth.

But they'll still have their personality then. If they're mind, generous and trustworthy, most likely that will still be true. Obviously you can't force yourself to find someone attractive, but to rule it out on the basis of such narrow criteria seems tragic.

(Sorry if I went too far with the investigating on Instagram. Didn't mean to spoil anything for others.)

Kwame coming across as very rude. Jenna seems lovely.

Thomas, I think was only paired with Adrian as he was the only applicant not too far from Liverpool (Thomas saying they would have to be as would never leave). Hope Thomas has mellowed a bit by the next episode.

Same for Whitney - hope the rudeness of her washes out a bit by the next episode.

Jess & PJ interesting but can't see it being that successful, she's too much of a 'princess'

All the others, interesting to see how they all get on too!

Has kwame met Whitney yet ? Maybe the “experts” accidentally mixed their spouses up…?