MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

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Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Loocheeyar "Has kwame met Whitney yet ? Maybe the “experts” accidentally mixed their spouses up…?" I think you may be on to something but not sure Kwame will be Whitney's cup of tea!

Can’t wait for tomorrow!

Just watched tonight’s episode. It wasn’t as good as previous episodes I thought.
From the trailers it looked like kwame was being strict on his wish list but keisha was too- he must be 6ft 3. She looked him up and down!
i think I like Zoe.

Tomorrow’s looks good!

It saddens me to say that a lot of the women are coming across as rather vacuous with their long wish lists.

I don't think Kwame and Kasia are a good match. He's obviously a gym bunny and sets a lot of store by fitness. Also, her family were giving him a roasting for one wrong thing he said at the wedding reception. That was a bit much!

Zoe seems a leetel bit dull, not much personality there? Or am I being mean?

There was one hilarious moment last night when Kwame was explaining to Keisha about taking intimate things slowly. Keisha's expression as she turned and looked at the camera was comedy gold.

Kwame when being asked was he looking forward to the honeymoon at the wedding breakfast and saying he really needed a holiday was a bit cringe for his new bride.

I think they all massively overreacted to that "having a break" comment tbh. It's just a turn of phrase.

Oh that holiday thing @HappyPeach was proper cringe. I think he even said 'first and foremost' he wanted a holiday 😂

Who is your favourite so far? For me most of the contestants are not bothered about taking the experiment seriously and just want exposure.

My favourite so far is Jenna.

She was very humble about her little shop and if she struggles with alopecia it must be difficult having a camera trained on her at all times. I think both her and Zoe are there for the right reasons. Not sure about any of the others yet.

But it's a cringe question. What do most couples normally do most on their honeymoon (in olden days) -shag!
And this is her family asking him about it. You'd try and avoid that aspect as much as possible. They can't even be looking forward to going to x as they don't generally know where they are going.

@burnoutbabe I don't think shagging is top of Kwame's list!

Keisha wanted the D, it was so funny when he was like oh you can sleep on the pull out bed 😂I don’t think neither are impressed with the other tbh!

I really like Zoe, the eggs thing was great, I think the trailer for tonight’s was trying to make it look tense between them but I think it will be an anticlimax, they both seem easy going and there for the right reasons.

So I think that’s all the weddings done (unless they bring a mid series one in like the aus seasons) so after tonight’s honeymoon, I wonder if it will be moving in together or the dinner party first? This is when it really gets going 🙈

That properly made me laugh, she's very funny 🤣

I thought that too!

But then again Whitney wouldn't like how much of a "showman" he is.

They both have unrealistic expectations in common, that's for sure.

I think zoe and jenna are going to be good together. There seemed to be moments of lovely personalities from both of them (the editing quickly cuts away as they want drama). I know most are on it just to further some career or other, but I will be disappointed if those two aren't genuine.

Agree @Ffsjustltb hoping Zoe and Jenna are genuine. Probably won't see much of them until the later weeks though because the likes of Whitney will dominate the airtime.

Sorry. I’m behind. Life and shit.

anyway…..

Pjay Jess

I like Jess.
Vibrant/bubbly and seems to be a good egg. THE EX’s choice of fuckeebuddee? Bloody hell.

I’m not sure I get the HP obsession but I live for the dog that has worked its way into my life and it is not even mine so…

Pjay? He is a bonny lad. No question. No question though, you’d have to be super secure in yourself to manage his profession.

I love that he brought her mam flowers (the sook!). that was kind.

I bloody loved their celebrant.
And it tickled me that he put in HP!
And she did. Goals!!

Her reaction about the job?
I wasn’t expecting tears.
She’s another oneuh whouh drawlsuh whenuh she’s uh beinguh dramaticuh. Fuckssakeuh.

The grilling by her maw and the reaction from her?5 year plan shite?
It is a job. They judged. It was unnecessary. But yeah loves get him to be unemployed and job seeking.

Get rid of his PJ pjs.

Lara
Crikey - she’s picked some peaches ain’t she? But as I’ve been there and done that - no judgement. HOPE HE HAS HAIR.

Richie? He looked super vulnerable in front of his brother and the ixpert.
His body language and the hugging himself? BUT HE HAS HAIR.

The ixperts saying their relationship could go either way? Erm no.
It’s supposed to be a match.
This isn’t how it works. BUT HE HAS HAIR.

The son’s body language at the wedding? The pumping leg, the lack of a handshake. Eee. He doesn’t know who you are son. BUT HE HAS HAIR.

He got what he ‘ordered’ - not sure she did on first sight. I love his vows. They were beautiful. She is gonna be a bit mememememe I reckon. AND HE HAS HAIR.

Is it a red flag that he is at home?
I’m not sure. Not in this day and age. That might be less of a thing for me. AND HE HAS HAIR.

Her son was naturally worried and although he had a surly coupon it was grand to see him being won over. AND HE HAS HAIR.

I would cringe myself dry if someone sang to me but I thought it was touching And sweet he did it to her. And he has HAIR.

And he stroked her head at bedtime. Or should I say hair?

I think it's 2 episodes of honeymoons and then a dinner party to go this week.

And have you heard maaaaarfa is pregnant? (Martha and Micheal mafsaus)

@PoseyFlump I like Kasia but not KwaME

I am really hoping Zoe and Jenna plus Chandia and ? are good

Not too keen on any others but let's see

I agree @tellyiscrap My only reservation with Chandia and Jordan? is that they seem pretty young to be needing an arranged married (so worry they might be after the fame)

whereas I can understand why Zoe and Jenna might find it harder IRL to meet a partner.

Oh yes Jordan ..mmm yes they do seem quite young , she especially seems so down to earth 🤞🏻

Can you imagine Whitney , Kwame , Thomas and that gobby mum round a table for tea .. the milk would curdle

Love Zoe.

Don’t you be disappointing me chick. I think you are lovely and I’m delighted you aren’t sobstorying.

I do wonder about folk who have recently undergone a tragedy in this life choosing to go through this. I hope this is right for Jenna.

I haven’t been totally bald but I lost a bit of hair (big patches) a few years back. So what if she hasn’t hair? Zoe handled it all grand - with grace. As she should.

Loved Zoe’s mam’s frock.

I love that they hugged and laughed when they met. And got a wee bit emosh. It is the first time this series I’ve cried at the vows. Zoe’s were beautiful. For I am a sap.

Another don’t want kids/maybe wants kids match. Why?

Crying at ‘can she not have eggs, can she not have eggs, can she not have eggs, can she not have eggs?’!

Kasia and Kwame

God - she is gorgeous isn’t she?
What beautiful skin too. And she’s a cracker it seems. Love her granda.

And Kasia’s mam looks super young. I want what she is having.
Sisters are gorgeous too. They all bumped the branches on the beautiful tree for sure.

Kwaitsallaboutme - on first sight - is right up his own arse. He is after the Insta model wifey? Turned me right off. He is one who turned up with a list. Unicorn, baby? If I was your unicorn baby, there is only one place my little horn is going.
Meat and veg kebab. And I’d not be eating it. I’d be snapping the bastard for the ‘gram.

She is not what you ordered and she is not ‘petite’? She has the grace to look over (ahem) your height. You need to look over her curves and rejoice mate. She is a goddess.

You’d have had a hoor of a shock if my heft came shambling up the aisle mate. Think on.

she is only Part of it? (The order) You’d be missing your part mate. Rude.

Need a holiday?Mate you need a metaphorical slap.

Bringing the best out of eachother? She’s got quite the task on her hands.

I like that he wants to take it canny sexually.

I can’t help but wonder if his kebab would have been in the pitta if she’d been ‘grammable.

Did he really want her to go on the sofa bed????

I don’t care for him at all. Not just yet. I can’t see that changing.

He might have a voice like treacle but he is like puréed aubergine.

Not for me.

Genius

It is so great to see a pair of lesbians on telly like this. For too long it’s been the Thomases of the world that tend to be the public fave of British gayness.

I think I care about Zoe and Jenna’s pretend marriage than I do about the others. Tbh, I care very little about the others. I have a leetle thing for women like Zoe and if it wasn’t the fact that I’d feel like her Auntie id be in the queue to marry her.
One could also consider that the programme’s format with its instant ready~made spouse fits nicely with the well known phenomenon of Sapphic speediness .
“What does a lesbian bring on the second date?”
”A moving van”.

I’ll get me coat..

Edit button Mumsnet, come on!!

Public faCe of British gayness , obvs.