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MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/08/2022 21:20

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

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Sunbird24 · 02/09/2022 20:35

GinnyJelly · 02/09/2022 19:39

Probably a wig, I did notice when they showed his brother that the brother is totally bald. I think it’s really unfair of the show to put someone together with a 51 year old that still lives with his parents. They should be weeding anyone out like this, everyone has negatives but anything major should rule people out (and this is a major problem).

His brother was loads taller and a completely different build as well though, so it’s entirely possible one would have hair and the other not…

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 02/09/2022 21:18

OnTheBrinkOfChange · 02/09/2022 19:58

Hang on, what have you all been watching? I watched something which only had two couples on and was just at the start of lockdown. It was on the main page on All 4 and I completely fell for it!

There are many different seasons spread out across many different countries.

I think the US one only had a few couples.

Since the start of lockdown there has been several new seasons

Nogaxeh · 02/09/2022 21:20

burnoutbabe · 02/09/2022 20:04

One if the aus older ladies wore a wig I think due to hair loss? Didn't seem to be an issue. And I'd hope they wouldn't refer to that, as a "deep dark secret"

I also very much hope the secret isn't that they are a trans woman. Though looks wise they appear not. If they were becoming a trans man that would also be very inappropriate to marry someone whilst going through that process.

I looked at her Insta and she shares a photo of herself as a young girl, so not trans. Going by the standard of the previews so far I think it's safe to assume that the producers have encouraged her to worry too much about something that isn't a big deal.

Maybe it's that she's a vegan. Or she might have kissed a guy once.

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 02/09/2022 21:27

I bet it's that she is bi and has just got out of a long term relationship with a man.
Being gay = not a big deal
Being straight = not a big deal
Being bi = uncertain/confused/undecided 🙄🙄

Apparently bi women can't ever have relationships with either sex without "picking a side" and it being a big deal

Nogaxeh · 02/09/2022 22:52

SliceOfCakeCupOfTea · 02/09/2022 21:27

I bet it's that she is bi and has just got out of a long term relationship with a man.
Being gay = not a big deal
Being straight = not a big deal
Being bi = uncertain/confused/undecided 🙄🙄

Apparently bi women can't ever have relationships with either sex without "picking a side" and it being a big deal

That could be it. Shouldn't really make a difference. But, well. People.

rita12345 · 03/09/2022 07:33

I also thought jenna was wearing a wig

MelodyPondsMum · 03/09/2022 10:08

I just binged this yesterday and knew there would be a thread! Glad I found you all.
I thought the big secret might be she was bi although the wig also seems plausible. April is so pretty and so deluded but her best friend is fab. Every time Whitney speaks, I try to remember who she sounds like. Is it someone from The Windsors?

Gottoomuchgoingon · 03/09/2022 10:56

BigSandyBalls2015 · 02/09/2022 15:27

Anyone else think Richie has got a wig on? Hope Lara doesn’t get a shock later she’s mentioned hair being important a few times! And her mum.

Nah he was in a rock band and had huge hair back in my day. Pretty popular band in my time. You always find these old school rockers have weird hair dos. (DH included 😂)

TheMarzipanDildo · 03/09/2022 12:19

I don’t understand why Jess needs someone to “take care of her”. She’s a grown-arse dental hygienist who lives alone, surely she takes care of herself?

Rummikub · 03/09/2022 12:46

A strong message she’s got from her mum?

Ccoffee · 03/09/2022 15:23

Richie seems nice but I'd struggle with the whole vibe he gives of harking back to his glory days. Not sure what they said he does now, or was it still gigging?

buzz91 · 03/09/2022 15:33

With Jess it was more annoying that her mum made such a big deal out of her having ambition and needing someone the same, then they both get in a tizz about him
not being able to provide for her. ‘A man will look after me’ isn’t ambition Jess’s mum!

Nogaxeh · 03/09/2022 15:35

Ccoffee · 03/09/2022 15:23

Richie seems nice but I'd struggle with the whole vibe he gives of harking back to his glory days. Not sure what they said he does now, or was it still gigging?

They didn't say as far as I remember. They showed him with a guitar in what I thought was a music store, so I wondered whether he ran a music shop. Snooping on Instagram I can see that he had a Reiki practice in 2020, but nothing about it in 2021.

www.instagram.com/reikineticstherapy/

Maybe we'll find out next week.

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/09/2022 15:53

I think he works in retail.

yellowsmileyface · 03/09/2022 15:54

Snooping on Instagram I can see that he had a Reiki practice in 2020

Oh my goodness. That would have me running for the hills! 😂

I reeeeally hope this comes up on the show.

Ccoffee · 03/09/2022 16:31

yellowsmileyface · 03/09/2022 15:54

Snooping on Instagram I can see that he had a Reiki practice in 2020

Oh my goodness. That would have me running for the hills! 😂

I reeeeally hope this comes up on the show.

Yes, living at home and a reiki practice...would be perilously close to three strikes and out for me.

burnoutbabe · 03/09/2022 20:25

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/09/2022 15:53

I think he works in retail.

Yes that's what his bio on screen said. I assumed music shop from the background in his shots.

Hikingfan · 03/09/2022 21:39

tellyiscrap · 02/09/2022 19:44

Talking about wigs .. I think the 2 girls are next and one of them has a secret ? I did wonder if the long haired girl was wearing a wig ? Would be typical of the producers to turn it into a massive drama , could she have alopecia ? And struggle to share with her new wife ..
I may be talking absolute crap and if so please ignore

I thought Jenna was wearing a wig too! I watched her in a E4 promo video and her hair parting reminded me of a wig. Obviously there's no shame in wearing a wig though, I'm simply being nosy.

A580Hojas · 04/09/2022 11:03

PJ seems a nice enough guy and so does Richie (in a bit of a cliched old rocker kind of way) but both of them still living "at home" with parents would be a massive turn off for me if I were their brides! Just huge.

Sad to see that Lara hadn't seen her parents for 5 years. That's a bit extreme if they are a close family. Canada isn't a million miles away.

I also noticed that April didn't seem close to her Dad (he said "hello stranger" when she walked into the cafe) and she didn't have many guests on her side at the wedding.

Just like last year, I'm already fuming at the ixperts smugly congratulating themselves on the matches when none of them make any sense at all to me! (with the exception of Chanita and her bloke I suppose).

Sunbird24 · 04/09/2022 11:07

Do we think they’ve matched Jess & PJay on the basis they both like Harry Potter?

CapitanSandy · 04/09/2022 12:56

How many episodes have there been so far? The last one available for me is the one with Pjay and Jess’s wedding

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/09/2022 13:02

CapitanSandy · 04/09/2022 12:56

How many episodes have there been so far? The last one available for me is the one with Pjay and Jess’s wedding

4 so far.

Rummikub · 04/09/2022 14:06

They’re all on now E4
Watching again with my dds.

Thomas was actually patient when Katie gave him a grilling I thought. Adrian could’ve steered the conversation or Thomas could’ve tried too.

Rummikub · 04/09/2022 14:19

Ritchie’s former band Dare are touring. He left in 2014 but was in it for a long time. Wonder why he left?

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 04/09/2022 14:37

tellyiscrap · 02/09/2022 17:12

@HoofWankingSpangleCunt your username automatically qualifies your acceptance amongst our ramblings ! 👋🏻

Why, thank you!

I just hope I can keep up with you lot.

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