MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

😂

Glad Jess relented a bit by the end though

Now that's an image in my head I didn't think I'd see 🤣😂

It would be a Severus Snake moment for sure

Well so far im loving this series. Made better with the concurrent thread of course.

Are they going to live in The same apartment block like in MAFS Australia?

Probs a transman

Just noticed that it says "your". It should have said "young DanRad".

They did last year.

More chance for shenanigans then.

It’s also nicer for them as a group to share the experience.

They lived in an apartment block in Brighton last year.

Errr, you mean nicer for us to see the drama unfold

Yes that too 😂

I did notice that Jess’ mum was won round by the lots of £££ Pj was making.

Well, obviously. He will need all the ££££ to take care of her.

Christ I would hope they wouldn't do something like that unless Zoe had said she was open to it.

Knowing this show's penchant for exaggeration, it will probably be that the bride has never been with a woman.

I burnt my bra in the 70s for this? 'I need someone to take care of me'. Yup, you probably do as you seem to be stuck at a mental age of about 9. Bloody hell. Poor stripper.

Jesse's mum is so unbelievably rude.

I hope so too, think that would be way too controversial as well

Not much sign of that on her Insta.

It wasbprob

**oops! It was belting hot this year, poor bloke was boiling on his suit!!

I'VE REALISED WHO AIDEN LOOKS LIKE- VICAR FROM CORRIE!!!

Well missus I suggested Billy upthread 🙂

Oops sorry, well you were right!! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm still 2 episodes behind, don't mind me. But Thomas? - the epitomy of a judgemental bellend, as Rainbow put it so brilliantly. I have a feelimg I've got some fireworks to look forward to tonight 😬.

Oooof, Jess's mum is a wild ride isn't she. Notice how she and Jess calmed down once PJay said he earnt good money I like him, less convinced by Jess.

I love Lara. Unapologetically herself, isn't afraid to admit she has been a car crash. I thought her son was just normal really, he's a teenager who has probably been burnt by seeing men come into his life and go.

Ritchie skeeves me out a bit (51 and living at home?). I imagine he doesn't really know how to be in a relationship and that will probably be the biggest bone of contention in their relationship. I reckon he's probably very archaic in how to treat women too (not necessarily misogynistic although that comment about the lead made me ) but probably hasn't come up to the 21st century.

Oh yeah that comment about the lead was a bit uncomfortable!

I don't see much of a spark between him and Lara. I think they'd be better as friends.

BTW when does it air next? Is it on weekly from now on?