MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Jessica ajd her mum are taking it a bit too seriously

If you want to background check a man
Before you marry him, don't go
In this show

Woah! That is so unnecessarily aggressive.

Jess's mother wants someone to look after Jess too! Said it twice. Princess attitude or what!

So the Dreamboys are ok for the MIL to go watch and leer at / rub oil on with her mates, but not as a son in law?

And why can't your Daughter look after herself FFS?

What a twat.

It's a reality tv/game show

Back off

Cringe… 🤦‍♀️

Now we know where she gets it from.

Jess' mum is acting like she's in The Godfather.

So much cringe

Oh no 🙉

My ears, oooow that's screechy!

@Rummikub It was all in black & white back then

This is like what’s-her-face who did the interpretive dance the other year…

Belinda?

I cant bear a man with a guitar

Ok handled that well

Oh I’d hate it someone sang to me like that in close proximity

There would be no faster way to put me off than by serenading me.

Pj not ok

Especially of it was someone I had only just met and didn't love

Hopefully he doesn't take the guitar on
Honeymoon

Imagine shagging someone from behind and your DanRad staring at you from the sidelines?

DH sings to me sometimes (he's very good so it's nice) but yeah, not in a staged way, not in public, or heaven forbid on the telly. I'd die, then I'd leave him, then I'd die again.

With a guitar?

😂😂😂

Ooo what's Zoe's partners secret??

One of my best friends is a stripper / lap dancer. When I first met her at college she told me she was a dancer. I thought she was amazing. She later admitted she was a stripper. Didn't change my feelings towards her. She's an awesome person.

Blokes that she dated, however. Well it went from the extremely jealous to the majorly abusive.

Everyone has the right to reject anyone who doesn't share their same morals in a relationship.

Really makes you think, though.