MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

hes a bit mini John bishop

He looks EXACTLY like my old drama teacher.
Literally just had to check that it wasn't him.

And it definitely wasn't?

Just suggested this to my Mam who's watching MAFS for the first time and thinks John Bishop is sex on a stick.

I await her response with anticipation

No fortunately it's not, but it's spooky.

I feel like he's disappointed in me already.

Sorry Mum Syra x 😂

What an overreacting

*overreaction

She's shallow

How many times has Jess said 'I want someone to look after me'.

That's not what marriage is about! You look after each other.

And her voice is grilling.

Morag would have loved having a stripper as a husband. Remember poor Luke's performance?

Jess & her mum looked like a pair of dementors at the end there…

@Rummikub She'd like to present Robin Askwith (of the 'confessions of' 70s movies fame) as an alternative lookalike suggestion.

Jess's mother looked so lovely until she said 'F* off'. Classy.

Lara is amazing.

Normally I'm very anti dishonesty, but I reckon Pjay should probably have just said he was a dancer and gone into the detail of the nakedness aspect of it later. There's a limit to how much people can deal with in one go.

Jess’s mum had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp before she got her flowers as well though

Where's laras other child?

Fuck me; Richie’s blotchy rash 😂

The son is very aggressive.

Oh here come fireworks and tantrums

I've never seen anyone say 'he was actually really really nice' while pulling such a disgusted face

Richie is rather purple isn't he

Ahh yes I’ll concede. Although wasn’t Robin Asquith blonde?

John bishop lives in Manchester too..

Your daughter can just go and watch him rub oil all over himself?

Fuck off mum