MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

She signed up to meet a divorced dad of 4

Obviously

April’s kind of giving me Marilyse vibes

Is this one of our grooms? 😱

Yes, @Sunbird24 I'm getting that too!

April may not want to be doing 6 lots of dishes from the kitchen sink.

"Ar U fuuccchh!"

What's with the nasty 'American tan' scraggy tights around the top of her dress?!

Sorry, quoted the wrong post 😳

Scouser’s mum is cool as fuck. Love her clothes & hair

That was a big gulp 😂😂😂

Not sure if I want children….

Tough flapping American tan titties on that one April love.

She's in her 40s?!

She's 32, naughty!

Well she says she is…

Now this is just a fleeting foolish thought, and entirely not in the spirit of the show, but if the ixperts were really serious about making good matches, maybe, just maybe, they'd be better not matching someone who's not sure they want kids with someone who has 4.

Stupid I know. Just my uneducated non-ixpert musings. What do I know?

As you were.

Yeah, what's that about?

George's mum is hilarious

Match ing someone with mam issues to a fairly good at breeding man.

Well done ixperts.

Indeed syrah cross post.

Given they’re from so close to each other, I’d be surprised if they hadn’t met before…

I almost would have put money on Tomnyscouse arriving in Katie Price’s Cinderella coach.

Botox boy is too much hard work. Love his mum though.
Why do the women elongate their words so much?

Clare Balding.

Allegedly. I want to see the receipts

Adrian’s another pink wafer, he just doesn’t know it yet.