MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Adrian seems lovely.

Oh god! Liverpool boy is going to annoy me

He doesn't like his blonde hair?

He probably doesn't like your tangerine face

Not seeing these two together at all

I don't see these two being this year's Feargal and Matt.

Hot and not? Waspy.

You’d better fucking not be as hot as you think ye are Thomas. There is far too much shite in your face that runs the risk of melting.

Miss GB 2020? Were all the other contestants stricken down by covid?

Tom is being rude. Too much botox etc and drama. Adrian seems calm

It is already melting

Ms. Not Miss. surely.

Oh this friend is way too much

Adrian's friend can fuck off though.

She's a bloody nightmare.

Katie? Tae fuck?

Is her last name Harris?

He’s sitting there like bastard Orville.

Bitch friend is jealous that Adrian is going to have someone else in his life!

In that situation I’d have flipped at her too, can’t stand being interrogated like that

😂😂😂 she is a right sour faced bitch

Ooh when she glasses him outside after it'll cut through those fillers like a hot knife through butter.

Bah 🤣

I let out a WAIL when Adrian was saying how nice Thomas was at the ceremony and it cut to Tom bitching about his looks. Adrian seems nice but a bit quiet. I have no idea why Katie is going full Spanish inquisition it definitely strayed into rudeness... and why did she say she didn't want the marriage to work when she hardly knows Thomas?! (I get we already know he's mean but she doesn't yet )

I really hope that was editing .. otherwise I'd have rammed ma fork doon her throat !

She wants to go on honeymoon too, doesn’t she?

Hope Adrian manages to evade her later otherwise she’ll probably take him hostage Misery style…

Do we have dinner parties in MAFSUK? I can't recall. Anyway best invite Katie and April's mate Jose, they're both going to be in need of a new BFF. Could be the best match of the show.

She’s going to cut her hair in the 90s boy band style, stipple her face with fake tan to look like a beard and go in his place.

She might not be blood but she’s his fuckin double.

the only difference is that he is mute. And she is really not.

I like Jose though, he seems like a really nice friend