MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Similar sunbird

We're awash with dead Nans.

He’s a bit of a lettuce. Pensive hill shot. He fancies himself a little I think.

Can’t see owt but dead nans.

But George has 4 heartbeats so we could revive some…

@Sheldon to be fair, most of the men in my age range and geographical area on Tinder are called Wayne and appear to have the IQ of a long-dead woodlouse, so I don’t feel like I’m missing much

sunbird

I haven’t ventured onto OLD as I’m scared I’ll meet the male equivalent of me.

Or else it’ll be very Moss and the German.

I was going to say the same! Without meaning to sound unkind, was a fairly recent dead relative a pre-requisite for application this year?

Reminds me of a poor kid in Below Deck Down Under who'd lost both his parents (awful) but my GOD did he milk the shit out of it all the live long day.

I have 3 dead nans and yet they haven’t picked me again.

Bastards.

Yep, it's like X Factor in days of yore!

@Sheldon - probably for the best, this is among the less ick profiles!

Aren't we just!

Quite a lot of adults have a dead grandparents. Little known fact

Loving Liverpool’s mum!

A veritable Prince among men sunbird.

I’m surprised he doesn’t have women beating down the door of his average house…

😂😂 this has to be the title of the next thread

His mum was hilarious

@rita12345 I've 4 of them myself. A few more if you count the 'steps'. Also a bonus absent NC Dad.

I'd have been an absolute shoo-in for this if I hadn't already got married to someone I know. What a wasted opportunity

Thomas’s mam is a belter.

The gay couple are not going to hit it off

'He knows me inside and out'

Aye I bet he does love.

April is as far from fucking humble as I am as far from being a size 8.

What a great way for April to promote her business

April looks good for someone in their 40s.

Mr Liverpool needs to lay off the fillers. He looks not so good for someone in his 40s.

Bit fuckin late weepin now mate.

Kinda makes you wonder why she's signed up, doesn't it?

A vip bride dresser woman.

And her dress is flapping off her chestage. You could fit 4 sausage rolls and a handful of cucumber sarnies down there.