MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Oooohhh, thankyou for the heads-up! Do we have a start date?

Not yet. Just a coming soon. Maybe after this series of Below Deck? 🥳

Every time I promise myself I won't watch it ... but I AM WEAK!

There will supposedly be a catch up of MAFSUK6 - one year on before the new lot starts.

Mog is apparently on it. Brace yourselves.

I think the last one started last week of August

Oh happy days! 😊

Do you remember when they messed up the last season final and we had the same guy on for agesss and people were editing it all over twitter 😂😂

Oooooooh now that's more like it! Love Island has been a birrovadampsquib - I need some MAFS action!

Of course Mog will be on the reunion....I suspect she'd turn up for the opening of a poop scoop bag...

But I bet on opening said bag and inspecting the contents, she would wail ‘that isn’t what I ordered’. 😁

She ruined the last series for me, so self-centred.

There's a first look at this year's crop of brides and grooms at
www.instagram.com/p/ChQfJc3Itbx/
and
www.italktelly.com/post/first-look-married-at-first-sight-uk-2022
Looks like they've all been let loose on Instagram too.

Still no date. Time to guess at the couples I suppose. A few of them seem okay.

Oh noga thank you for that 😊

The poses though 🤣

Did anyone else do a chinny at this gem?

The experts have a great success rate, so I feel like I’ve got nothing to lose and potentially a lot to gain.

I’ve clearly been watching other ixperts. They’ve been as successful in their matchmaking as I have been winning the Nobel Prize for slimming.

God they all look AWFUL. I can't wait!

I think you could just let a pack of toddlers loose with the photos and go with whatever matches they make and it’d be better.

I want 7 kids - match him up with a woman who wants no kids

I’m from Ireland, I have a huge family and I’ll never leave - match her up with I live in London, I have a huge family and I’ll never leave

Someone’s type is petite black women pair him with a tall white blonde

Oh hun, you’re scared of dogs? Poor you, here’s your match, he runs a kennels from his home

🙄

😆 my feelings exactly woodstocky

I apologise for the following. Those who are delicate wee flowers should look away now. Sorry sorry sorry.

MAFSUK.

The ‘m’ ain’t for moist that is for sure.

I’d absolutely go with toddler picks. hydrangea

They’d probably nail it.

I have to say that most look as though they are all about the exposure rather than big big love.

I do hope I’m wrong.

They have to sprinkle a couple of genuine lambs for the slaughter among the attention wolves so that we have people to feel sympathetic towards.

Thomas has some great old photos on his Instagram. He's certainly not shy. Jess looks a lot better on her Instagram then with C4's make-up.

Some of the matches are obvious, but there's a lot of them who are hard to distinguish.

Bring on the mint sauce

Great stuff Sheldon you won't catch me waving a Union Jack any time though

Shamelessly marking my place .. LI ended like a damp doodah and the boat thingy would be ok if no shots of the water .. didn't realise my seasickness included visual !
Can't wait for some MAFS yay 😁

Am I the only one unimpressed by the line up? inews.co.uk/culture/television/married-first-sight-uk-start-date-when-mafs-2022-expected-line-up-new-series-1796000

Starts Monday 29 August

I think there are a few I might be sympathetic towards. A couple who I'm expecting will grate. It could have been worse is my judgement at this stage.

One on the clip is doing my noodle in already.

Roll on the 29th 🥳

I'll have a proper look tomorrow and see if I can guess some matches!