Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

I feel the early contestants on this show can be forgettable and get lost in the mix already, and this new speedy round isn't going to help that. I'm blinking and missing what people have served.

Oh wait "I've got a girlfriend" man might annoy me

Gawdalmighty it was bad enough listening to the presenters wittering on, but now the contestants have to witter as part of the gig?? Why does everyone have to be a cheeky chatty chappie?

Eddie through

Yeah they were scampering on the beach 🤣

Crossed my mind ref the gf too…

OK Eddies food looks nice, but he is still a pt.

Food journey 🤣

@Ellenanora7

Oh wait "I've got a girlfriend" man might annoy me

Yes, you wonder who he's trying to impress - or piss off. Ex wife maybe?

Is it a stage manager giving the time signals?

Pookie thinks she is on Great British menu!

I'm super impressed by the coral. I'm

I think it's the contestants Fourqs

If Birdseye wanted to have a dramatic makeover and get GB News frothing for at least two years, then Captain Eddie and his flowing locks could be the way to go.

Fuck off you are so sweet John

70hrs of prep??

Like fuck would I spend 70 hours cooking 9 courses for DH.

I'M LATE!!!

Been absolutely raging stuck in traffic. Beeped at some poor twat doing 15 in a 40 zone. It's fucking masterchef night!!!

Pork looks cremated

First thing I saw was Eddie and thought MN will like a piece of him.

@GrouchyKiwi

Like fuck would I spend 70 hours cooking 9 courses for DH.

I'm expecting to see her on Relationships in due course ..

Mmm, beige food on a black plate. Classy ( not)

He’s not getting apron.

God when I think back to the beginning all those years ago and how it's changed, i think I'd like it to go back to them picking stuff from the food table and fridges and hoping for the best.

If they wanted to be more like the Ocker version they needed to go all out and have the big event venue. Much more fun that way.

This is a non-event round.