Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

Another 5 episodes of this is going to be tedious.

I like her but I don't like Tortellini!

@Ellenanora7

God when I think back to the beginning all those years ago and how it's changed, i think I'd like it to go back to them picking stuff from the food table and fridges and hoping for the best.

Ah the good old days.

I met a Finn married to a Nigerian about 10 years ago at Green Man festival - not a very common combo I would have thought.

TUILE.

Nice veneers Rishi.

Dead nan mention. Drink

We got a nana

Rishi’s played his Nan card a bit early

Another mention of a deceased Nan. 🙁

Aaw, a nan tribute

I'm not eating coconut mash no way

Greg doesn't eat anywhere outside masterchef, obv

Oh god, are we really going to get them banging on about how they 'really want to win an apron' every two minutes? I hate it on talent shows/Strictly when they are constantly prodding people to give boring speeches about how much they want to win/how much it means to them. It's dull!

Mutton is about 600 times nicer than lamb.

What is the point of the tasting room when the chefs are presenting their own dishes? I thought it was going to be totally blind tasting so John and the Speaking Thumb didn't know who had made which dish.

Teen cancer trumps dead Nan / blonde girl friend/ 70 hours valentines prep in one swipe. Respect!

Edible envelope 🥰

Nasturtium so early in season

They're all very good so far

@EsmaCannonball

Oh god, are we really going to get them banging on about how they 'really want to win an apron' every two minutes? I hate it on talent shows/Strictly when they are constantly prodding people to give boring speeches about how much they want to win/how much it means to them. It's dull!

It's like that Mitchell and Webb 'reckons' sketch where they are local tv presenters asking people to email in to 'tell us what you reckon'.

Well I reckon this means the world to me

I reckon my dead nan would be proud

I reckon I deserve an apron

@littlbrowndog

Nasturtium so early in season

Like the first swallow of summer, littl

Where the bloody protein???

Every year DH bitches about MC and how I'm going to go on about it for weeks.

Every year he appears on the sofa bang on time saying "oh no, not this again". He loves it.

Omg Greg’s fucking face 🤮