Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

That pork dish looks delicious.

[quote Sunbird24]@Ellenanora7 I’ve already scarfed a whole box of orange matchmakers. Not sure in which world 4 is a portion…[/quote]
It's not Sunbird, not in my world, the allsorts are nearly gone and it's only 13 minutes in

I've got a bag of out of date toffees. I don't think I'll die if I eat them.

It doesn’t help that the watching audience are all sitting there with their shopping-bags and looking as though they’ve randomly wandered in off the street.

Ooh I like Lisa's dish

Lisa for an immediate apron.

Your fillings might get pulled out sooty

What IS HAPPENING?!!

Well Hello Sailor!

Is that lockdown hair? Coz he looks so different to his picture

Eddie has great hair!

Eddie's certainly very hirsute, isn’t he?

I officially HATE this new round. I'm finding the bloody Greek chorus really irritating and I just want them all to make lamb racks and FAIL!

ilovesooty they'll be lovely, I don't think toffee goes off, not in my house anyway 😀

I don't want to think about your juices Gregg

Nooooooooooo I do not need to hear about Gregg's juices, flowing or stagnant.

We will all swoon over him for a week or two and then he will say or do something pretentious and it will be goodnight Vienna!

Eddie has just condemned himself by speaking. Close the gob Eddie, you are not doing yourself any favours you pretentious twat. Oh, and your hair is pretentious twat hair too.

Loving Pookie already.

Agree, Esma, 'tis dullsville

@Ellenanora7

ilovesooty they'll be lovely, I don't think toffee goes off, not in my house anyway 😀

Yes I think so. Better watch my fillings though as warned.

I don't mind anyone so far but it's very early days

Midlife crisis girlfriend there

Do these 3 not have anyone watching them? Seems a bit unfair, it'd put me off

Was thinking that jay

Omg all that hair