Klaxon!!!! Masterchef starting on 23rd March. Assemble everyone!!

[Pebbledashery]

Thank you @halsall ❤️❤️
Assemble gang, its back!!

viques wot, no hispi cabbage?

I know! It was either that or cooked lettuce, you know, when they subject half a little gem to being scorched in a hot pan. I went with the lettuce. Missed out on seaweed as well. And obscure Japanese fermented flavouring sauces, and kimchi……. But it’s only week one!

I have just remembered dehydrated powdered fruit, macerated fruit and matcha tea. My weekend away with Greggg is slipping from my grasp.

Evening! FUCK OFF GREGGGGGG

Evening all.

Hello!

New rounds! Same old Gregggggggg though

And a mention of dead nan

Hello all!

I'm buzzing too, Lisa. Yay MasterChef!

Evening all.

New voice over lady?

Pookie is the new Ping

Evening all. I've had a very uncheffy McDonald's for dinner.

Here✊

Hello everyone 👋

Why do I keep seeing Gordon Ramsey 😂

Woohoo audition round love it......I hope

Hope everyone is well

Thank goodness no lurking Gregg in this round.

This is too complicated already...

Oooo a tasting room!

Gregg "when we've slumped and troughed"

@Halsall

Pookie is the new Ping

Hi Halsall was going to post the same

45???!!! That's not a very short shortlist.

Ready to scoff at anyone who attempts to sous-vide.

"Slurped and troughed"

How are they going to cope without the speaking cock to tell them they’ve 20 minutes left??

Ellen great minds! Hello, hope you’re keeping well!

No grinning Gregg on top of them which is always good

When John says "interesting" he means revolting.