Call the midwife 2!

[Toddlerteaplease]

Wow. I've never filled a thread before!

Ooh don't stand anywhere near Timothy as you wave him off. Bloomin stupid social distancing!

Touch one feather on that bird Shelagh and I’ll undo your French roll and hide your bastard pins.

And you will have to go unkempt. See how your Dr likes that.

Oh please, Anglican nuns would not be seeking out a clairvoyant!

I enjoyed Fred's 'Bird Under The Towel' acting (gives it a bit of a shake as he walks out of shot!)

Here we go. Dr Turner saves the world from measles.

Put Dr T and Shelagh in to the squatters to explain why they shouldn’t be there.

They’d last 5 minutes. Tops.

And then Trixie’s squeeze will be able to smile and show off his Chelsea teef.

The Asian mum who just gave birth is Dev from Coronation Street's annoying daughter from yonks back. How do I remember this stuff??

My goodness it is especially shit tonight.

Isn’t the pregnant girl in the squat the same actor as the pregnant wife of the gangster?

This is truly wonderfully bonkers tonight. Dr Turner is on fine expositional form.

Is Matthew falling in love with pregnant hippy girl?

The squatter dude is such a twat.

I'm assuming Trixie's squeeze will ensure the woman gets midwifery care. They will all make friends and he will extend his philanthropy to set up an artist commune.

This episode is definitely not one of the best...

@Toddlerteaplease

Oh please, Anglican nuns would not be seeking out a clairvoyant!

Agree, this is ridiculous to the point of being offensive.

@DobbyTheHouseElk

Is Matthew falling in love with pregnant hippy girl?

He better not, I want him and Trixie to be together in the Christmas episode!

I'm a bit behind but I seriously don't buy Miss Higgins being in to mediums and the like.

Why is it so shit now?

And Shelagh clyping.

After saying oh but I NEARLY went through what you did. And wondering why the reply was clipped.

Thanks for the new thread
The social distancing when St Tim was being waved off to uni was sooooo obvious

Talk about a clash of cultures between the squatters and Matthew

The last thing Sister MJ needs is to consult a medium

I do think Matthew is very easy on the eye. Good work, Trixie.

Why is Clover speaking like a teenager in 2021? Thought she was going to shout 'Am I bovvered?' to her dad.

@Toddlerteaplease

Oh please, Anglican nuns would not be seeking out a clairvoyant!

That's exactly what I though

So hippy dude > reefers > box of Swan Vestas > Matthew's quality paraffin > squat up in flames

Yes yes. Clover in labour on her own, big fire, she gets forgotten. I'm going for Matthew rescuing her rather than Dr T. She will of course recognise the error of her ways and quit the squatter life.

@OakleyStreetisnotinChelsea

My goodness it is especially shit tonight.

Yep it is.