Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Aww, Monmon is disappointed, that’s not a good start

Those bangers just look sad

@TheDogsMother

Shall we open an early book on the 'ingredient' this year ? We've done Hispi, done nasturtium leaves so what next ?

My vote is for lots of kimchi and foraged food.

@GertrudeBElion

Dat fringe tho

🤣🤣🤣

@TheDogsMother

Shall we open an early book on the 'ingredient' this year ? We've done Hispi, done nasturtium leaves so what next ?

Flowers, lots of flowers!

My 3 year old can cook wooden Sausages and mash that would look better than that

@Pebbledashery

My 3 year old can cook wooden Sausages and mash that would look better than that

All served on an imaginary plate?

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

I always wonder when there is private chefs and they fuck up, what their oligarch employers think.

they just click their fingers and Sergei throws them overboard.

I like a bursted sausage 😊

I would want my onions back though.

😂With plastic tea and coffee

Please don't elevate sausage and mash.

Nico looks like a forager

28 !!!

@Pebbledashery

My 3 year old can cook wooden Sausages and mash that would look better than that

Your 3 year old is advanced. My 5 year old's cooking looks a little plastic.

he's 28?

@littlbrowndog

28 !!!

Looks 15 years older.

At least he had mustard in the mash. I like mustard on my potatoes.

Do they not mean 38😂

Burnt onions

Think your onions my have enough colour there, Nico.

He's obviously related to Kai from strictly

I leave the skin on my potatoes and mash it all together.
Tastes delicious but I’d get kicked out of masterchef on the first day.

@Wolfcub

He's obviously related to Kai from strictly

🤣

If you turned nico upside down he'd still look the same. Mirroring hair.

That's like wallpaper paste.