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Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

998 replies

Pebbledashery · 26/10/2021 22:49

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
@GrouchyKiwi
@ellenora5
@littlbrowndog
@halsall
@jay55
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@awesomekillick
@fourquenelles
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@ilovesooty
@shirleyphallus
@sunbird24
@Blueberrycreampie
@grandtheftwalrus
@wolfcub

Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

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squooshe · 08/11/2021 19:42

A potato merchant's son. My Marcus comes from esteemed stock.

Wolfcub · 08/11/2021 19:42

God that looks good

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 19:42

That's not gravy. That's an onion stew. Not that I'd complain.

Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 19:42

My bangers and mash look exactly like that 🤣

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Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 19:43

Why does Monica get booted to the back

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ShirleyPhallus · 08/11/2021 19:43

The simple tasks are my fav, where some arrogant dick talks about how brilliant he is then manages to fuck it up anyway

What’s the ratio of beards to tattoos like this year?

Halsall · 08/11/2021 19:43

I'm going to be controversial and say I think there's too much gravy and not enough mash there.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 19:43

Thought Dan was a cutie, then...that cap.

jay55 · 08/11/2021 19:43

They started splitting them up for this round due to covid.

Blueberrycreampie · 08/11/2021 19:43

@squooshe

A potato merchant's son. My Marcus comes from esteemed stock.
Roots even. ☺️
RomainingCalm · 08/11/2021 19:44

Evening all! Can't cope with things starting at 7:35. 😂😂😂

So pleased to have this back although DH is not happy at missing the start of Only Connect.

Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 19:44

Marcus is deliciously handsome.. He really is.

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ShirleyPhallus · 08/11/2021 19:44

Nico looks like Ant Middletown’s taken a wrong turn from Hard Man SOS or whatever show he’s on at the moment

jay55 · 08/11/2021 19:44

This chap has very exact facial hair.

littlbrowndog · 08/11/2021 19:44

Nigel slater does a really good onion gravy. Didn’t like Marcus onion soup gravy

Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 19:45

As if Gregg could employ anyone to be his private chef ffs

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Wolfcub · 08/11/2021 19:45

Can't cook a sausage tut

Sunbird24 · 08/11/2021 19:45

Evening!
Dan’s bangers have banged a bit early!

TheDogsMother · 08/11/2021 19:45

Shall we open an early book on the 'ingredient' this year ? We've done Hispi, done nasturtium leaves so what next ?

Pebbledashery · 08/11/2021 19:45

@jay55

This chap has very exact facial hair.
🤣🤣🤣
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RomainingCalm · 08/11/2021 19:45

Marcus is indeed 'deliciously handsome' Pebble.

Private chefs never do terribly well on this.

GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 19:45

Dat fringe tho

GrouchyKiwi · 08/11/2021 19:46

I like this kid, despite the cap. AND THE WRONGNESS OF REMOVING THE ONIONS!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/11/2021 19:46

I always wonder when there is private chefs and they fuck up, what their oligarch employers think.

GertrudeBElion · 08/11/2021 19:46

His bangers and mash have a gash!