Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

[Pebbledashery]

Chuffians!!! The masterchef administrator is back in employment! Obviously creating an introductory discussion thread....
Assemble!
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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Dammit, Sitwell, don't you mock John in an amusing manner.

@Riverlee

Don’t normally watch Masterchef. However, the lice over is not working for me - it’s too softly spoken and the tone is more like a nature programme.

I really admire Sean Pertwee's attempt to make words like 'gravy' and 'lamb chops' sound seductive and intense.

Spanish tortilla

@littlbrowndog

Here’s joonnnnny

How did I miss HOGWEED?! What.

I think I've changed my mind about Sitwell. He's just seen right through John's bullshit.

Not very smart onions though are they, William? They allowed themselves to get cooked!

Sitwell is onto the forager.

FORAGED HERB

hog weed sounds delightful

Oh ffs he did well

Omg he did well ☹️☹️☹️☹️😢

Oh pleeease let Jon cock up.
Shitwell has just gone up in my estimation with his dissection of Jon’s patent wankery. Please chefsplain it to them. The leaves of the blackcurrant plant. Blackcurrant leaves then.
Oh fuck.

Bah.

Damn !!!!! They like it.

Just give him a fucking blow job...

well this is an irritating turn of events

Annoying

Oh buggeration.

Stop that voice.... Aaarrggh

This is like Johnno last year (or whenever he was, time has no meaning).

'bit of a crowdpleaser'

God forbid anyone just has a nice pud!

Thread 2 dropping shortly chaps.. Ignore my spelling, I know how to spell artichoke really 🤣

Omg his fucking puds look good

dessert looks great.

I'm fuming.